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Immortan Joe


Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

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  • 26 weeks
    Moving Onto Royal Road

    To all my old followers and viewers, I come to you with a heavy heart to say that I'm completely moving on from Fimfiction and starting new somewhere else. The reason being that I simply moved on from the MLP community; I have not stopped writing, so those of you who enjoyed my work for what it is and would like to see what else I make can follow me at Royal Road.

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  • 31 weeks
    How long has it been?

    I don't even recall the last time I dusted off this profile. It's been a while. I came on today after cleaning out my email to see if I was still getting notifications from this site. To see that they're still people who are reading my work is heartwarming.

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  • 275 weeks
    Gone a Year and Back on Front Page Okay....I dun get it

    Been a year, I've been in hibernation. Yet when I come out I slam dunk back on...I dun get it. Why. I'm so happy, thanks everyone! You're the friggin super duper best!

    11 comments · 520 views
  • 275 weeks
    I Hath Updatedth!

    I bring to you, a chapter long in the waiting. Hope you all enjoy it.

    2 comments · 450 views
  • 275 weeks
    Progress Being Made! (Lazarus)

    It's happening! Slowly, but surely!

    It's hard, having been away from MLP for so long. I have to refresh myself on all the show characters :twilightblush:

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Sep
3rd
2014

Fallout Equestria... ugh... · 10:53pm Sep 3rd, 2014

Story Update: Sent Lazarus to my final editor, Isaac, hopefully he'll finish up soon seeing that the chapter is only half the length. I also have the entire next chapter afterwards planned out which will hold lots of information, back story, story progression, new pony character, human/pony contact, exposition. So hopefully if school doesn't get in the way (started 3 weeks ago) I'll have that one out shortly also (by shortly I mean by one less month, lol jk.). So get hyped guys because the pacing coaster is about to go over the hill!

Blog:

I posted a blog a while back expressing Fallout Equestria. Or was it Fall of Equestria?

Fallout or Fall of?

Very similar names, eh?

Really confuses the feeble minded doesn't it, Zach?

Not saying I'm feeble minded, neither am I saying you are.

I'm just going to quickly go back to what I was saying before I offend someone.

*Cue instant jealously*

There's a fucking game for this shit?! Jesus, Zach, I didn't know this genre was that popular. I have seen the art, animations, fan fictions, and radio plays. But Jaysus! A full on standalone game!

It's only a matter of time before Bethesda kicks open the dev's door in full on Giant Dad gear while fus ro dahing him into a wall. Then fucking Hasbro is going to back flip their way through his window in full on Havel set and back stab the fucker in a full on ganking session. (<Been playing way too much Dark Souls)

*Checks Devs channel*

Oh okay, they're going to be selling it for free. Well, at least you guys have a brain. Guess Hasbro won't be making you taste the fucking Rainbow then, that's good.

But still, a game. Wow, that is just... impressive really. Seeing that I am a huge gamer myself, color me intrigued I may/may not check it out whenever it hits the market... well... interwebs I guess.

Hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it! And I'll see you, in the next chapter!

K-bye!

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Comments ( 10 )

It's only a matter of time before Bethesda kicks open the dev's door in full on Giant Dad gear while fus ro dahing him into a wall. Then fucking Hasbro is going to back flip their way through his window in full on Havel set and back stab the fucker in a full on ganking session.

Aaaaaaaand I fucking lost it

Been playing way too much Dark Souls

No such thing.

casul

sheesh. those gigantic, dilated eyes are a bit creepy and stairs are a bit janky. whatever. will totally play.

Oh okay, they're going to be selling it for free. Well, at least you guys have a brain. Guess Hasbro won't be making you taste the fucking Rainbow then, that's good.

Didn't stop them from C&D'ing Fighting is Magic... Tribute edition is nice though.

When I saw "exposition", I thought it said "explosion". I'd like both at once.

This fucking fandom yo...
Some fucker(s) are actually doing a full fucking medieval-Equestria-styled game that looks LIKE A FUCKING COMMERCIALLY SOLD GAME LIKE SHIT MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!
BRONIES!
NIGGA WE'RE ONLY 4 YEARS OLD!
WHAT THE FUCK?!

2427550 Well... ah fuck it and I was just starting to lose the feel to this fandom, now it's restored back on 100%.
If we can do something like that, it means that our future might just be a really strong one. Just imagine... holy fuck o-O
And yeah, all this in... fucking 4-5 years... whoa m8...

2427793 Well we can't go to space at the snap of a finger, not to mention this is all practically independent for the most part.

2427882 Doesn't even matter m8

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