"I HAVE RETURNED," quoth the Protoss Dragoon · 11:38pm Aug 30th, 2014
Ladies and Gentlemen!
"Finally, after an eternity away from you all, [GentlemanJ] is back!"
-Jack of Blades, Fable
What can I say? I was working, I was international, I was dealing with enough unexpected drama to make Calculon cry foul. But after a whole lot of writing, rewriting, revisions and additions, I am finally ready to get back to posting. Probably.
So here's the deal. School starts next week and since I don't foresee it being a major issue, I will in all likelihood be able to start posting by week's end. That's Saturday, September 6 at the usual 6-7 PM Eastern time slot I usually do, for all ye who are less than temporally inclined. However, it may end up that I will have to postpone one week to make sure that my posts are up to the quality you all deserve. After all, I figure that since I've been so egregiously delayed, what's one more week in the grand scheme of things?
"BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!"
-Billy Mays
Now, a lot of you are no doubt wondering why I've taken so long off. Well, dear readers, that's because I have been working on a narrative of grand and epic proportions. Of course, it's easy to say that when I'm judging my own works, so what does that mean for you? Since I am kind and merciful, I will tell you:
Over. Forty. Complete. Chapters.
That's right. You thought A Long, Winding Road was intense? I'm about to lay down the hammer on you suckers! This is going to be by far the longest, most ambitious arc I've ever done and once I start posting, there will literally be one week of hiatus at most in that gigantic deluge of adventure smacks you upside the face like a blue fin tuna in class five hurricane! I know it's been a long time in coming, but it's been necessary in order to give you my greatest and most complext work to date.
To those who've been patiently waiting, I ask for you patience for just a week or so longer. Go back and reread the series. Freshen up on your Journey lore because I promise you, once this train leaves the station, there will be no more stops.
"[DEAR READERS]! PREPARE FOR GLORY!"
-King Leonidas, 300
Sincerely, and at most 2 weeks away,
GentlemanJ
P.S. More readings by Intrapulation available here. Or at least a dramatic interlude. Close enough.
Hell yeah. See you soon then
Be still my beating heart!
Best news all day and that is after being told I can take a break from putting on a roof in 104 degree heat.
MY HINDQUARTERS ARE READY, AND I AM ASSUMING THE POSITION.
YES! AWESOME! I can update my RPG Graves lore! 8D
(I have SO much to catch you up on it's ridiculous, lol. We've done, like... I think five or six sessions, maybe? I MIGHT have to summarize briefly, but to tell you what happened, in short, without spoiling much... They kicked ALL of the ass, flank, and general hindquarter regions. Wait... Is something considered a spoiler if it's an obvious conclusion? If it's still considered a spoiler, then sorry.)
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Yes! It cannot come soon enough!
...
"Please assume the position*
-Fisto the Sex Bot.
Am ready
I look forward to the next journey.
Can't wait. Welcome back.
This is quite possibly the best news I've gotten on this site EVER!
[Squeeing internally]
I saw the word "forty" and had a heart attack. If you asked me to wait forever I'd save you a spot in line at ragnarok. Lay it on me bro
> forty complete chapters
Words cannot explain my happiness, so I'll explain it in gibberish.
*ahem* HAAIJSSUAAHHWIQJWAHSSUSUHSVSMWJSSISABSBHWHWHSWJSBWKQOOHSHQIQIBGZBSEKEVVSI
I might be having a heart attack from this news. My chest literally is pained because I am so very excited and I'm at work so I can't explode. Good God, man. Welcome back!
I just finished reading everything except this latest portion, and now I read about this post and find out, HEY, I get to look forward to a lot more with little wait?