• Member Since 12th Jan, 2013
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Immortan Joe


Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

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  • 26 weeks
    Moving Onto Royal Road

    To all my old followers and viewers, I come to you with a heavy heart to say that I'm completely moving on from Fimfiction and starting new somewhere else. The reason being that I simply moved on from the MLP community; I have not stopped writing, so those of you who enjoyed my work for what it is and would like to see what else I make can follow me at Royal Road.

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    5 comments · 292 views
  • 31 weeks
    How long has it been?

    I don't even recall the last time I dusted off this profile. It's been a while. I came on today after cleaning out my email to see if I was still getting notifications from this site. To see that they're still people who are reading my work is heartwarming.

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    10 comments · 368 views
  • 274 weeks
    Gone a Year and Back on Front Page Okay....I dun get it

    Been a year, I've been in hibernation. Yet when I come out I slam dunk back on...I dun get it. Why. I'm so happy, thanks everyone! You're the friggin super duper best!

    11 comments · 520 views
  • 274 weeks
    I Hath Updatedth!

    I bring to you, a chapter long in the waiting. Hope you all enjoy it.

    2 comments · 450 views
  • 274 weeks
    Progress Being Made! (Lazarus)

    It's happening! Slowly, but surely!

    It's hard, having been away from MLP for so long. I have to refresh myself on all the show characters :twilightblush:

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Aug
30th
2014

Almost done! *Update* · 3:41am Aug 30th, 2014

Latest Lazarus chapter is nearly finished, sadly it is not even close to being as long as the last. (As of yet, but that can always change. Original the last chapter was only 5K now it's 9) Though some people may be upset because it's not entirely the 1st contact they were–

I kid!

Sorta.

There is human/pony confrontation I'll say that for sure! And I hopefully played it out in a rather interesting, informative, and humorous way. It's just that the time span of how things play out is a little wonky, I'll just say that I don't want to accidentally spoil anything. And who knows! Maybe I'll get inspired all of a sudden and write like 30K words in one night. One can only hope!

Save for my editors they'd kill me.

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Comments ( 2 )

Then I'd use your dessicated corpse to add reading material to "The Forbidden." After using your body to cut that 30k into four chapters!

Oh, we'll kill you, but it'll hurt us more than it'll hurt you. Seriously, these chainsaws are heavy, that hurts after a few minutes of use!

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