ur friendly remember to get your daily dose of horse words · 1:53am Aug 28th, 2014
Horse words are important to the everyday diet. Lack of horse words can result in death by dihorsewordration. While daily dose of regular horse words is important, horse words are most nutricous when they involve:
gay horses (protein)
apple horses applehorsing (boosts ur metabolism)
book horse brain washing tunnels (100% recommend if u r looking to loose weight)
homesteading (very few doctors are smart enough to recomend this type of horse word to their patients looking for back pain relief)
facts for twilight (this isnt any healthier than the average horse word but she gives u a cookie and a hug when u give her a fact)
long days (because nothing is more nutritious than notp's stirring up drama by interfering with otp's gayness)
Are you not getting your dose of horse words each day? If so, then please talk to your doctor as soon as possible so they can recommend the type of horse word that is best for YOU.
warning: horse words can cause addiction to gay fanfiction. read at your own risk.
what if sweat is just ur armpit getting turned on because they have a exercise fetish