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What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 55 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 128 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 144 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 145 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 156 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Aug
19th
2014

Preview of Chapter 18 from Hellblazer of Equestria 'Hallelujah' · 12:19am Aug 19th, 2014

(John's POV)

I watched as he coughed up blood. His head reeling from the attack, the very same attack he had saved the small Unicorn filly from. That wasn't all he had saved. Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy all three had been spared from the Hell Fire the First of the Fallen had unleashed. I reached down with my unicorn magic and pulled him up. His eyes seemed to gain focus and he looked into my own eyes. It was looking into my own face, and I watched as he smiled.

"I will miss giving you grief Johnny boy, I will miss it," he said.

I watched as his eyes began to slip close. He had been created as a means for me to cheat death. I made made him in order to save my own soul, and in a way I had created my own brother. He wasn't like my brother that had died in my mother's womb, but instead he was just like me. I touched his head and pulled him against me. The blood from his wound, the same wound the First of the Fallen had caused with a sword pulled from the very depths of hell, was slowing. Still it covered my shirt. I looked behind me where what was left of Epiphany's memory lay. I had to say goodbye to her for a second time, and now the First of the Fallen had taken another piece of me. I lay him down and looked at the dark being as it laughed.

"John hello, hello John. Oh, I have waited for this day. Being a constant has been taxing, but you... John you are the one soul I would travel to the physical plane for," he said.

"Good, because you aren't ever going back to your throne you wanker! I don't care what I have to do, but I will make sure that you sure as shite pay for this!" I screamed at him.

"John, John, is that anyway to speak to the morning star?" he asked with a laugh.

"Lucifer, Old Scratch, Little horn, Most unclean, Old Hob, Defiler, victimizer, Most prideful, Emptiness, First of the Fallen, and Fall of man I bind you by your names!" I yelled.

Cracks of yellow lightening erupted from the heavens wrapping around him and holding him in place. He struggled, snarled, and howled at me.

"How long do you think you can hold me John?! Stronger Magi have tried and failed!" he yelled.

"I can hold you long enough," I muttered.

Inside I could feel the strain. It was working against me. It was stealing life away from me to hold him. I knew it would even before I began.

"John, you'll have to die a thousand deaths before you can become a true Mage," Xanadu had said once.

This might be the one to do it. To finish me out as a true mage, or I might not recover, but regardless I would make sure that this bastard paid for what he had done.

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