Trixie needs more time to detail her brilliant plan · 3:53am Jun 10th, 2012
Alight, so as it turns out Trixie's plan is a bit … complex. She was kind enough to give me some notes to work with, but it doesn't help that she seems to have scrolled those details across a variety of napkins, drink coasters, snack wrappers, and what looks like maybe a dried banana peal with soy sauce stains. She also has some of the worst quilmareship I've ever seen, and I'm pretty sure I've only got 17 pieces of what is at least a 23 step plan. As such, it's probably going to take me another week or so to decipher this mess and get the concluding chapter of Griffin Over the Line finished. My most sincere apologies to all my subscribers for the delay.
Good news though, while I was out drowning my troubles in ── hmm, I don't drink beer or coffee … um … tacos, yeah that sounds funny ── so while I was getting some tacos I met a somewhat odd lavender mare in a burlap cloak. She kept twitching her ears and looking over her shoulders, as though she were afraid someone was following her, but between all of that she told me a somewhat amusing tale that I'll be passing along to all of you in the next day or two (depending on how quickly I can get it proofed and approved).
Again, sorry to leave you all hanging with a seeming tag-team battle royale looming on the horizon. Hopefully the end result will be worth the wait.
I would be very surprised if you did drink bear, personally. The concept kind of reminds me of John Freeman's bear hands.
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What? I have no idea what you're talking about , and you can't prove otherwise.