Over 100,000 CheesePie words! The Party Pony Prose Partypalooza is ON! · 2:23am Aug 16th, 2014
Today the most recent chapter of Equestria Girls: The Looking Glass World of Cheese and Pie was published. As those of you who have read it know, some of the massive amount of stuff Cheese has been hiding was revealed. (Please don't discuss it in the comments below--keep it spoiler-free for everyone!)
A quick bit of housekeeping: if you've just arrived here and you want the quick scoop on Party Ponies and how they work, I suggest reading Swear on Camembert, It Bombed in Seaddle, and Goodbye, Boneless. They are all relatively short, and it'll give you almost everything you need to know. I could write an essay about it, but what would you rather read: a book BY J.K. Rowling or Terry Pratchett, or a book about their books written by J.K. Rowling or Terry Pratchett explaining their universe in detail? I'd rather pick the story, and I think it works better that way.
Today's chapter brings me to over 100,000 words of CheesePie. Which means it's time for the Party Pony Prose Partypalooza!
Here's how it works:
1. You give me a drabble prompt.
2. I write it in a form <500.
Only three rules apply, so far:
1. No porn.
2. No gore.
3. No breaky the OTP. That means that no, I will not write a shipfic shipping Pinkie, or most particularly Cheese, with anypony else. And honestly, do you really WANT to see that from me? It would stink.
Otherwise, you propose and I will do my best. Will I write same-sex ships? Yes. How about Inter-Mane Six ships? All righty. Rule 63 Rarity? Could happen. Something on a spaceship? I'll try. Crossover? If I know anything about it, I'll give it a shot. Polyamory? Uh . . . probably not. All I ask is that it be something short that I can actually do without a giant multi-chapter thing and a cast of thousands.
I'll take the first ten, unless one of 'em is something I know I can't do.
Go for it, guys.
I don't suppose we could get a cute story about, like, the CMC get assigned various races of the world to study and write a report about, and Sweetie Belle gets assigned dragons so she decides to interview Spike? Something along those general lines? Maybe?
2373769 That sounds nice! Sure. I like writing the CMC. Or at least trying to.
A pony from G3 reacts to Pinkie being in relationship with Cheese. While in the bathroom.
2373776 Thanks! I'm always interested in seeing how other writers create the interactions between the CMC and Spike, so I very much appreciate this.
Two words: Party Canon (yes, I meant with one N)
2373778 See the rules. It's not going to happen. EDIT: Oh, I see. Yes, maybe!
Second edit: I actually recorded the three G3 movies last week, so I will go off to do some research for this one.
Twilight is sick and cheese and pinkie try to help (Cheese truly helping pinkie being cray)
You know, I think that if Pinkie and Cheese wanted to, they could just break the fourth wall and take over the human world, with Al on their side...
... what do you think?
Pinkie goes into full Pinkamena mode. Cheese gets a doozy of a Cheesy sense to cheer up the Element of Laughter herself.
2374520 Might be a bit big for a drabble, but we'll see!
2374645 A really big party, I think.
2373819
Yay!
2374661
What do you expect from the PPPP?
Hmm... well, you could do that crack ship drabble you've been talking to me about...
...if not, give me a happy triplets drabble. Need a dose of happy baby horsies after what you did with Triple Slam.
2374692 How's about a combo of both? That does mean a teeny bit of world crossover, but I'm hoping you won't mind
I'd been thinking about it anyhoo.
The antics of Sachertorte (i probably didn’t spell his name right don't hurt me), Silly String and Cheesecake Surprise when they’re grown up!
Basically, the triplets got in trouble and Cheese and Pinkie have no idea on how to be strict and it’s freakin’ adorable. 
2374761 You actually spelled it right!
2374771 HUZZAH!
Maybe you could write a little Appledash? You could fit in some Cheesepie in there somewhere... maybe have Cheese and Pinkie notice the two like each other and so they try to set them up!
I just want to see you write an Appldash kiss, because then I know it'd be adorable!
Hmmm, maybe a flashback featuring Grandma Pie and a young Igneous? I think the contrast between their personalities would make for a unique relationship. Maybe she gets upset (after her husband dies or something?) and goes into depressed mode (like Pinkamena mode for Pinkie) and he has to cheer her up. Thought it might be cool to see him try to step out of his serious comfort zone to cheer up his Mom. Just thought that'd be cool!
2374991 Yes, I think I have an idea for that one.
2376083 Hmmm. . . might be a bit big for ~500 words, but I'll see what I can do.
2376159 Yay!! I'm so excited!!
But... But the RariPie!
Okay...
1. The Apple family sit Pinkie down and teach her all about apples. Takes place after Pinkie Apple Pie.
2. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash attempt to prank Cheese, but he one-ups them.
3. Diamond Tiara becomes an alicorn. It takes roughly 58 minutes before she abuses her stature.
4. Pinkie bombards Rarity's Boutique with cakes, and a cake war starts out. (Actually, I like this myself.)
5. Flim and Flam steal Pinkie's party cannon, so with the help of Cheese and his party howitzer, Pinkie gets shot right at the pair.
6. Pinkie upgrades her party cannon, with a bunch of new quirks, maybe including some choppers.
7. Pinkie meets Tommy (if Sketcha would approve, of course).
8. Rainbow Dash gets painted pink from a prank. She attempts to hide.
9. Rarity gets a haircut. She wallows.
10. Babs and Surprise attempt a crusading session (Self-plug ho!).
11. Scootaloo eats spaghetti. Nothing else happens.
12. Applejack's Stetson is actually made of steel (inspired by Oddjob from Goldfinger).
13. Cheese Sandwich eats a pie. Not-offical sequel to Pinkie Eats a Cheese Sandwich.
14. Twilight accidentally spikes fruit on her horn, and she can't get it off.
15. Twilight blushes at anything anyone tells her.
16. Rarity does her make-up. That's it.
17. Rainbow Dash has a race with a bird. She loses.
18. Fluttershy introduces Angel to a female bunny.
19. Cheese Sandwich plays a hell load of polka.
20. Sugarcube Corner is actually made of gingerbread.
21. Twilight pushed Flash Sentry off a cliff.
22. Flash Sentry legally changes his name to Smash Entry.
Likely half of those can't be crammed into <500 words, but there we go anyway.
2379287 Curse you! CURSE YOU, Derpator! So many of these look so good, and I have to finish the next EG chapter now!
7's going to mesh with Sketcha's prompt anyway, so I'll see if I can pick one of the others, too.