50 Questions II: Electric Scootaloo · 1:31am Aug 15th, 2014

I'm too lazy to edit this, so HAVE A WALL'A TEXT.

1. Are you male or female? Maleman.
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be? A unicorn, so I could fuck shit up.
3. What would your cutie mark be? Jake from State Farm’s khakis.
4. Where in Equestria would you live? Caneighda
5. What was the last criminal/ illegal/ naughty act you have committed? I tried to steal stickers when I was 5, but my parents caught me.
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible? I never skip the intro. It hypes me for the episode and lets me sink in what I just saw right before it hit. I’ll never understand why some people don’t like it. I think it’s delightful.
7. Favorite piece(s) of pony art (please keep PG-13)? Just check out my Deviantart favorites.
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind? Don’t even have a license.
9. What is your dream car? A Dodge Superbee. I don’t know. They look badass.
10. Or, forget the car, what kind of motorcycle do you have? Again, can’t drive nothing but people nuts.
11. What is your dream motorcycle? You are testing my patience, 50 Questions.
12. What is your dream mode of transportation? The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
13. By unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do? Find the mirror and visit Sunset Shimmer and possibly get corrupted by The Dazzlings. Willingly.
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary / Mary Sue, what is your reaction? Obviously this “ancient prophecy” is teaching Applejack how to read. TO THE LIBERRY!
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the Mane Six, do you wish to return home or stay here? GODDAMMIT WHERE’S THE STINKING MIRROR?!
16. That question doesn't matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction? Finally find that Cthulhu-forsaken mirror! I’ll only go there once to bring Sunny back home, and then I’ll stay in Equestria. Promise.
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other FIMFiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies? Alex, Hunter, and midnight. All would be great laughs, and Alex could finally stop having those DREAMS as he cuddles up with Pinkie every night.
18. You are stuck on a deserted island, who would you want to be stuck with you and why? Twist, so I could survive off of her flesh for at least a month.
19. What was your favourite subject in school? Marketing. It lets my creative juices flow.
20. What was your least favorite subject in school? Math. Any and all kinds, doesn’t matter. I just can’t understand.
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across? My former neighbor. She didn’t know what “daisies” were. She had been living in Missouri for over two years. She was from New York. DO THEY NOT HAVE FLOWERS IN NEW YORK?!
22. What is your sport of choice? Professional wrestling.

23. What sport do you just suck at? Every single one I’ve ever played.
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win? Discord.
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP? The Walking Dead.
26. What would your dream Heaven be? One where all these retards reading the Equestrian Wrestling Federation STOP LEAVING IDIOTIC REVIEWS.
27. Your personal hell? An everlasting boner.
28. Five favorite types of music? Alternative rock, Grunge, Hard rock, Old school pop, Old school rap.
29. Sexual preference? All humans are sexy but my dick only reacts to the femmems of society.
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody? Friendship is Witchcraft and Friendship is Abridged because I’m in it.
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? Pibb Xtra.
32. Favorite drink with alcohol? Root Beer would technically count, right?
33. Do any martial arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind? Tae-Kwan-Homo.
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be? More Diamond Tiara and Sunset Shimmer.
35. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Stopping time. I really did not copy Greatodyer’s answer. I have a fear of losing time, so that would work out perfect for me!
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have? To swallow as many handfuls of Warheads as I see fit and not even budge.
37. Superhero, or Supervillain? Supervillains.
38. Favourite movie of all time? Joe Dirt.
39. Least favourite movie of all time? Probably something I watched in school. I don’t know.
40. Batman vs. Captain America, who would win and why? Captain America because slavery.
41. Out of the Mane Six, who would you want to go hang out with? Twilight. She would be the most laid back. Unless her report on Irn Bru was due that same day.
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with? Sunset Shimmer. No explanation needed.
43. Any pony you would want to date? Sunset Shimmer. She can roleplay as MY princess.
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion? Hunter reaper.
45. Any fears you would like to share? The fear of bugs. Like, all bugs.
46. Is there a story behind this fear? One day I was born to despise insects. I hate the feeling of them crawling on your skin and duck every time I see them flying towards me. I refuse to stay outside for more than a minute because I am absolutely mortified of seeing a giant wasp buzzing around me. I know they will not bother me unless I bother them, but I just want to crawl up in a ball when I see one. I can kill flies, ants, and gnats, but anything else is a stretch.
47. How did you find FIMFiction? I wanted to read “...But the Kitchen Sink” for my first ever audio reading. So, I looked it up, and the first result was it on Fimfiction. I decided to make an account that day (October 26th, 2012) and the rest is bullshit.
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it? Open an exotic sloth symposium.
49. You were elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first? Make the MLP: FiM theme song the national anthem. I will become top faggot.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly? A very select few.