NO. I REFUSE. · 2:29pm Aug 12th, 2014
Note Mega Slowbro is fine. He looks hilarious.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING GAMEFREAK!? Audino!? MEGA FUCKING AUDINO ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Why would you even consider giving that useless sack of shit a mega! Nobody likes it-- scratch that, people like killing it. Hard. For XP. Nothing more. I thought Megas were suppose to be given to Pokemon that need it? GIVING AUDINO A FAIRY TYPE AND KEEPING THE SAME ABILITY AS BEFORE IS NOT IMPROVEMENT AND YOU ARE IDIOTS.
If you don't remember:
This stupid fucking pink pig is the most annoying thing in existence. It appears in EVERY shaking grass spot in 5th generation, which I might add are considered "rare pokemon spots". Sure, these guys give massive XP, but it's so annoying to kill them, especially around the lv 30s. For me, they are always male, all my Pokemon are female, so they use Secret Power and somehow always put my pokemon to sleep with the 10% chance, and then they try to stick their dick in all my Pokemon with Attract. I can't burn them, because they have Refresh at that level. They also always have a fucking berry to heal themselves with, too! When you're using a defensive Pokemon, like Cofagrigus, and you rely on burn and ghost moves (don't effect Audino) to kill the opponent, training is uber frustrating! I'm doing this because I'm playing through my White 2 version and these things are pissing me off so much. The only thing that's nice about it is if you have a Ghost type that has something other than ghost type moves in your party, Audino can't touch you because it only learns normal moves when leveling up, no other type.
This is also why, at the beginning of my nonsense fanfic about Dunsparce, there were Audino slaves. Fuck this Pokemon. I hate it so much. I want them all to DIE and stop trying be a Chansey replacement.
(Least favorite Pokemon blog)
And yes I still hate it.
Mood. Fucking. Ruined.
You could have had motherfucking something like Mega Hydreigon for 5th gen, but noooo.
Mega Audino, we need more fairies.
Fuck you Audino, I hate you. You're nothing more than a block in the road.
Man, and I thought the hate for Zubats in the caves was justified. This IS worse.
2364381 Now hang on, Audino was a good exp. Farm...
What if Mega Audino has some kinda SUPER EPX BOOSTER ability or some junk...
And yes, Mega Slowbro IS Hilarious. (He kinda looks like a weird Ice-Cream!
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Out of all the gen 5 Poekmon, they give Audino a Mega?!
Yeah, 'cause Mewtwo, Charizard, Tyranitar, Metagross, Garchomp, Lucario, Salamence, Gengar, and Gardevior needed Megas.
2364407 It's not. It's Healer. Same thing as before.
2364418 Charizard needed it really bad and Gardevoir 2nd place but otherwise. I guess they were just for the fuck of it lol
2364419 Okay. Audino's useless. OPPORTUNITY WASTED, GAME FREAK!!!
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Now correct me if I'm wrong here, but aren't they Fan-Favorite Pokemon?
So if they come out with another type of evolution beyond mags, is Soowbro going to be completely eaten and in the process of digestion?
As for Audino... Yet another Mega I just won't use. Ever. Like so many others.
Now make Mega Eeveelutions, Gamefreak -_- and Mega Dunsparce (no, really). Normal/Fairy regular, mega is Dragon/Fairy. Raise base HP in normal to 120, and then in mega raise AT/DF by 30, and SA/SD by 20. Don't touch his ability, even though his move pool can't always make the best use of it.
*pats you on the back*
Audino
Audino
Audino!!!!!
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Fuck me......
do you know.... how many painful hours of grinding you just brought to my consciousness?
Do you know... HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THAT EEVEE?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THIS POKEMON?
THIS IS THE INCARNATION OF SATAN!
It may just be a regular evolution seen in the magazine where there is no mega ring symbol next to its name.
Being consumed by its own Shellder
2365569 Serebii confirmed it and released a video.
2366705 Yeah Mega Slowbro's pretty funny.
He has that "Please god end it" expression.
2374551 Indeed!