Regidar: Defender Of Justice

Regidar and I had a pseudo-chat a little while ago. He was less than impressed with my godly presence and lovably roguish wit. Pity. He had no idea...no idea how skilled I am with Microsoft Paint:

Uncanny. You can hardly even tell the difference. I am clearly the best at everything in life. *drinks brake fluid*

Comments

[The Yaoi Mistress]

You ok, then? I am kind of worry at you for drinking the brake fluid.

[Saucy McHorsie]

*Huddles in the corner, takes a long hard swig of bleach reserve and pisses in one's own airtight leotard* Aw sheet, this is why I never hope to get on your bad side, Hrossworth. This guy just got marked for death and anal penetration in twenty-one sovereign states. Delaware included.

[Tentacle Slaphappy]

I remember that guy. I visited his page once to say hi, and he asked me if he could cum in my Oc then flipped 12 top hats.

[Hross]

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Pfft. Delaware is usually always the odd man out. What changed? Regardless, this narcotics-fueled inanity isn't the primary reason you should fear me, Inky, old chum. It's that I have the ability to sever your spine like that of a chicken's. Not that I'd ever do that to you...just yet. *lightning bolt*

[Hross]

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Huh. Did you take him up on his offer? I would.
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Only the most virile of males can flip that many top hats.

[Hross]

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Nah. I'm fine, thanks. I'm like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Brake fluid is my medicine.

[Saucy McHorsie]

2363552 Come get some boneless chicken off of this invertebrate, MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Hross]

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Uh oh. He seems pretty mad...I better cheese it...
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Just you try and catch me, shitbutts!!

[Saucy McHorsie]

2365312 Well, if there's one thing this anti-epileptic pony show has taught me, it's that the luscious spewing of the mane six's rainbow-coloured menstrual fluids conquer all. Obese quadrupeds included.
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"Now squeal like a pig, boi! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[Hross]

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"Oh shit, I made a good choice following you."
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Are you entirely certain of this? You may have just stumbled into the wrong place, my friend.

[Hross]

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I can squeal like a tapir, if you'd like. That's kind of like a pig but with longer snout and stuff.

[Hross]

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Poor, dumb bastard. You've no idea what you've brought down on your head.
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You have my deepest sympathy.

[Hross]

2367310

Am I? Oh...oh no...we're all pretty fucked then, aren't we? Very well, then. Let's commence to snorting lines of Comet cleanser. Fire when ready.

[Hross]

2367360

That's hot. Take me in your big stwong awms, you muscwy bear you!

[Hross]

2367395

That depends. Have you seen me?

[Hross]

2367537

How do you mean?

[Hross]

2373739

Uhh...no, dude. Microsoft Paint. I was poking fun at the fact that I am most certainly nowhere near to being considered "computer savvy." Hell, I don't even have Photoshop. I probably wouldn't know how to even use it if I did have it. Unless...you had already gathered all this on your own...in which case, this explanation makes me look like kind of a jackass. Huh. Merited.

[Hross]

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[Hross]

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[Hross]

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[Hross]

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On PCP and meth right now. It's getting kind of hard to think clearly.