Game: Epic Rap Battle of pony posts · 5:11pm Aug 9th, 2014
Ello every pony who is here today.
I have a game and it matters what you say.
Here are the rules of this trade.
Pick a pony, type there name. Then make them Rhyme in a battle style or savy an uplifting like the regular show.
Call out ponies or reply to last poster in your rhymes
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Reply to the last 3 ponys above you to keep the lines flowing.
So we can keep this game alive, as long as we keep going.
You may go again after somepony else posts.
I hope you have a great time, respect the hosts.
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Starter
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Pipsqueak
Arg, I'm a pirate cap'n.
Don't dis my name, or it's you i b capn.
I got bird on my hoof with an eye patch.
Nesting in your roof , cuz it's made of thatch.
No pony can stop my favorite princess.
Not even that fat flank clest'
*drops the mic*
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Cog that was beautiful.
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AppleJack
So Rainbow Dash, ya said you're so big.
Only thing colourful a'bout you, is that Rainbow wig.
Only thing bigger then your head, is your flabby Flank.
With that much air drag, your slower then Tank.
Your mouth keeps makings promises you can't keep.
The wholes when you crash, are three hundred feet deep.
*Bites an apple*
An't y'all sweet
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Fluttershy
Umm... I'm sorry to say, but you're a party animal.
Nothing that my stare can't handle.
Umm,
Excuse but, could you move out the way.
Your party permit, has been revoked today.
Even my bunny Angel, can hip hop better then you.
Ask AppleJack, she'll tell it true.
Cheese Sandwich, handsome as he.
Has the best parties, undoubtedly.
Sorry..
...eeep
*Hides under a rock*
2361359 wow cog, what crazy Harmony.
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Rarity
Twilight darling, fights are uncouth.
Think of the dirt, or chipping a hoof.
Let's settle this game like responsible mares.
This isn't a soirée of truth or dare.
With elegence and poise, a real mare will shine.
Nothing like AppleJacks farm design.
Charming colts is a trick of the trade.
Come here pipsqueak, with me you should have stayed.
Walking around underdressed is a thing of the past.
Canterlot elite only dear, don't end up in the trash.
Come everpony, It's time for a make over.
You will be more beautiful then a purple clover.
Becuse frankly if I'm seen with you... My social life is over.
*Faints on her plush couch*
2361451 Nailed it.
Diamond Tiara
Ugh, what's making that ugly sound.
Oh, The peguses that can't get off the ground. Ha.
Just looking at her makes me want to hurl.
She's has got to be the stupidest, chicken in the world.
If I had cronies like hers.
I wouldn't need enemies.
A cutie mark disasters, yay.
They will be blank flanks forever, hay!
Silver spoon come pass me my royal cane.
Just thinking about these fillys are lane.
Twilight turn around and give me your wings.
My pedigree , is the stuff of Queens.
I sit on my throne and show my papa.
To bad for scootaloo without a moma.
Oh I'm not sorry about that squirt.
It's like short skirts and explosions, it's destined to hurt.
I can buy anything I want, my daddy is rich.
Now bow down to the real Queen Bitch.
*Smirks while sitting in the throne*
2361557 hehehe, nice. Make me a hay burger and frys.
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Feather weight
Chef, are you sure this food is truly cooked?
From where my camera is, you need another look.
Don't try to deny it crook.
I'm here to represent the foal free press.
We deserve the best treatment as a guest.
We provide a the truth, to our ponies in need.
From day up, to night down, even if we bleed.
We inform the pubic of the real deed.
Business are born, with our word.
Maybe your info has leeked, haven't you heard.
Even when we need to dig deep and be a little gabby gums.
Once this gets out you'll be the bums.
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The Doctor... Hooves
I'm sorry my assist I don't mean to be rude.
I've been bullied by the princess, so I won't be crude!
You eye are like gems the shine in the night.
The only golden color of butter that makes my heat ignite.
I know you can fly like a champ.
Let it be known that I love lamp.
Evey time that you save me with your rump so round.
I have to try and pick my muzzle off the ground.
If your ever in dire need, captured by our enemy's crew.
I would trade in my sonic screw driver for you.
*Steps into a police box*
Allons~y
Mmmhmmhmhaahahaha....
Discord
You ponies, so ever clever,
weaving your little words in your throngs of speech.
Couldn't stick to Friendship, had to seek entitlement?
Why not try on a new sentiment, perhaps some nice sediment?
Oh, that's right. Ponies are all friends,
Too bad friends look out for friends,
the others, who cares!
Your magic is cute, each and every one,
you think it could make the whole world for you.
Sometimes life gives you lemons; you got the whole batch,
With everything in your hoof, you could easily get a hand.
Oh no! Too bashful, I guess that got out of hand.
I seem to be repeating myself, it can be such an awful thing.
That would require, of course, that I could sing.
Which I can.
Have.
Though I shan't.
Won't.
Now, to find me my car keys.
Arriverderci!
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Ohhh crazy entries, lov it.
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Spike
You dastardly vile being, stah away from my ponie.
You only here because fluttershy, saved you from being lonely.
You want to spread discord, and be feared by all.
But with out anypony to hear you, you will definitely fall.
I enjoy my time stacking books and eating Gems.
The only time you're happy is when your playing the sims.
No one lays a claw, on my gorgeous lady Rarity.
I'll burn your eyes, so you can see with clarity.
Mess with a dragon and come see my claw.
All your baby actions will result in a , Dawwww.
*Bites into a diamond and echos*
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Sweetie belle
Alright off the dome
Prepare to face this metronome
Pinkie you suck
Cauz you friggen smell like da butts
Parties parties parties PARTIES
Your parties are for farrties
Who are full o lemon tardies
So stop makin fun of jack
Cauz ur full of butt crack
Dr snack
Think your so rad
But u just a fad
Peace suckahs