50 Questions · 6:00pm Aug 2nd, 2014
This is nearly 3 months overdue, but I’m bored so yeah.
1. What’s your name?
Frederick, but prefer Freddie in real life, and obviously prefer fred on the internet, though I’m not sure why that is.
2. How old are you?
17 though I have the penis of an 8 year old (ladies.)
3. What country do you live in?
America.
4. What do you look like?
Whoever I put as my profile picture. I am a shapeshiftin’ rat.
5. Who do you wish you looked like?
Hunter reaper or Kate Upton. Maybe a mixture of both.
6. How did you come across MLP?
The aliens that probed my anus suggested it to me. They were nice fellas. Ran out of lube, though, so things got messy quickly.
7. Favorite ship and why?
DiamondBloom, because it’s fucking cute.
8. Least favorite ship?
SilverTwist. Never even seen this but it’s the automatic worst.
9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies?
Mom and dad know, many friends know.
10. Were they family?
Yup. Mom thinks it’s cute, and dad doesn’t care at all.
11. Favorite Episode?
Twilight’s Kingdom.
12. Favourite superhero?
The Powerpuff Girls. Shut up they count.
13. Fave Anti-hero?
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
14. Fave Super-villain?
“An-Sam?”
15. Fave antivillain?
Ellington.
16. The last book you read?
Of Mice and Men.
17. Last movie you watched?
Frozen.
18. Favorite song at the moment?
Waterfalls by TLC.
19. Fave song you keep coming back to?
I Want Your Sex by George Michael.
20. Current job?
Part-time student, full time sexual tyrannosaurus.
21. What's your ideal future job?
Twizzlers factory.
22. Dream job?
Uhhh TWIZZLERS FACTORY.
23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life?
Writing for A New Home III. Yeah, life’s been pretty uneventful.
24. Greatest Failure?
Always ejaculating too fast.
25. Do you have pets?
One daschund and one chihuahua. Their names are Toby and Scootaloo.
26. What's your dream pet?
A SLOTH.
27. Any weapons you own?
Anything can be a weapon, so yeah.
28. Any gun you want?
Squirt gun filled with Brony tears.
29. What religion are you?
I honestly don’t even care about religion enough to know. I do believe in God, though. Also believe in Faustia.
30. If you could hang out with one historical person for a day?
Whoever invented Swedish Fish.
31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?
Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes for one more performance with TLC.
32. Are you political?
Politically inclined, sure.
33. Are you married?
No, but I just booked a trip to Las Vegas to fix that.
34. Do you have a special somepony?
No, but I just booked a trip to Las Vegas to fix t-aww fuck this joke.
35. Do you have a crush?
Many of the girls at my school are cute….and all taken. So yeah but they don’t wanna smell my pubes.
36. Care to explain?
Male hormones?
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
Only in the face. The lower you go, the worse it gets…
38. If you could hang with any living person?
Adam Rose, but only if he’s in character the whole time.
39. Favorite Pony?
Rarity, followed by Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Diamond Tiara.
40. Any embarrassing secrets?
OMG just spin the bottle Katie!
41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?
A New Home III for writing, and the first Silvercorn drawing for art.
42. Are you a virgin?
Yeah, and proud. #Masturbationisthesafestsex.
43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?
Ran out of school the last day this year with my best friend shouting “Yes!” while thrusting our index fingers in the air. We kept this up for a good half mile until we got to his car. Asthma wasn’t very kind to me that day.
44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret?
Jumped ass first into a pool with no swimming experience whatsoever. A DEEP pool.
45. Do you have a fetish?
I have a foot fetish, though only female’s, and only if she is attractive overall. Yeah, I’m picky. I also have a boot fetish, which I didn’t know I had until Equestria Girls came out. So...many…..boots….I prefer my boots leather.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
I also have a fetish for not regretting shit.
47. Fave FIM stories?
165. I am so behind….
48. Fave quote?
“Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.” - Bo Burnham.
49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?
Yes, and they’ve still got dick prints on their cheek to this day.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly?
In an exaggerated way, yes.
This was pretty fun to put together. I'd like to see my followers do it, too. DO IT, FILLIES.
I'll work on this... later, just made a blog post.