Well · 3:58am Aug 2nd, 2014
I was working on writing, and then I got a notice about my OSAP funding (Ontario Student Assistance Program). Long story short, I'm going to have to do a lot of writing of the form kind to try and get some funding for university—as it is, things aren't looking too good since it's so late, and it's entirely possible that interest-free funding might not come or it might come in a small piece of what I have to pay.
Becoming a student is going to be the worst thing that ever happened to me and my wallet. Unless I can find a way to make some money in short order, which will prevent anything from being a problem... I had an idea to make videos of me drinking scotch and offering my opinions on things with a fake cigar in my mouth and me dressed up all fancy-like.
Just imagine this as me with topics being discussed left and right:
Except I'm not old
Patreon users would give me thousands for this, right? Right? RIGHT?
Ahem. Case is, writing might not get done too quickly.
EDIT: A serious question. Would you pay for me to do pony words? As commissions?
I'd pay good money to watch that shit. Be sure to sit in a finely crafted loveseat by a fire place, and change the cigar to a pipe.
Pipes definitely improve everything. Also, where in Ontario are you located?
2336747 Southwestern. Around the Bruce Power plant, if you know where that is (largest nuclear plant on the planet). Used to live in Toronto and New Brunswick, but soon I'll be living in Guelph. As a poor, poor student.