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scoots2


I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

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  • 244 weeks
    Follow-up on that stalker thing

    He seems to have gone quiet for now. I'm assuming the admins managed to smack down all of those alts. I haven't seen any new material on Tumblr or DeviantArt, either.

    Speaking of DeviantArt, here's the reply I got from them:

    Thanks for getting in touch!

    A member of the DeviantArt staff has reviewed this situation, and we have taken appropriate steps to resolve the problem.

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  • 246 weeks
    Just so you know...

    There's a person on here who has been creating alts and harassing me. I keep getting posts like "why have you stopped talking to me? Tell me what I did. I need closure." I'm also getting PMs along the order of "yo, why are you ignoring X? I thought you were friends."

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  • 252 weeks
    I lurk

    I know some people have asked why I won’t say anything, etc., but the truth is that I lurk. I sign in to see something, usually to re-read Rage Reviews. There are some things I can’t see unless I’m a bonafide member over a certain age. And then I just don’t ever log out, but I’m not “here” and ignoring anyone on purpose.

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  • 331 weeks
    Some people make themselves very, very unhappy

    Haven't been around much, but then, you knew that. Busyness, health issues, and frankly a whole lot of depression. Even ponies weren't interesting me very much anymore. I had a ticket to go to EQLA and a party that same weekend, and I did not go to either.

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  • 385 weeks
    Hey guys guys guys

    So, hi, you haven't probably seen much from me, and that is primarily because I have been sucked in again by my primary fandom, Harry Potter. Which isn't surprising, considering that I help run a convention and teach a course on it and am the school's club's faculty advisor and have given talks on it for, oh, over a decade.

    So for me, for the last few months, it has been mostly about:

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Miscellaneous stuff! · 2:07am Jul 30th, 2014

I see the Dislestia/Fluttercord shipping wars have broken out again. Personally, I like AU (Good) Sombra/Celestia, but not that many people read the comics, and besides, it can be reconciled with Dislestia with a few magic handwaves, so I don't think I have a dog in this fight. The takeaway moral here should be:

NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER ASK THE SHOW STAFF ABOUT WHETHER YOUR SHIP IS CANON.

Never! Ever! Feel that impulse, and then don't! Before you open your mouth or send that text or vote on that thingybob, consider how bad you will feel if you get an answer you don't like. And then consider that the probability is over 90% that you won't like the answer. (I love made-up statistics. They look so official.)

Second, dragonfoxgirl on DeviantArt is having a contest to celebrate having 500+ watchers. She'll pick a scene from the CheesePie fic she likes best and illustrate it. She's done some amazing stuff, including some things I commissioned. The cover art on Triple Threat and Good Morning, Beautiful are hers, as are two things I've got coming out. I don't know the details. If you've got a DA account, it would be nice to follow her, of course. Here's the link.. I don't know what she's going to choose or how, so those are questions you'll have to ask her.

Now, the last time there was a CheesePie writing contest, I "won" because there were no other entries. This was a pretty hollow victory, I must say, so it would be nice to see other people have an opportunity to have some lovely custom-drawn DragonFoxGirl art.

Finally, I'm hoping to have a new fic out tomorrow. It took a tiny bit longer than I'd hoped, but it's really on its way! It's connected to the story I've linked.

Oh, and what the heck. I don't think I posted this before.


Source.

I think they're cute even when Cheese is bald, don't you?

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I wish you luck on your contest, scoots! Also, why in the hay is Cheesy bald?

What I'm doing in my fanon is having Discord and Celestia having loved each other in their youth, but this ending when Discord Awoke and turned to evil. Both Celestia and Luna miss Discord's friendship, but over many many centuries they've pretty much accepted it as harsh truth. One of Celestia's motives in trying to reform Discord is that she's hoping she might be able to get her friend back. Luna's less optimistic about the chances of this working.

Luna cared for our world's Sombra (who I call Prince Crimson Quartz), but when he turned to evil this deeply hurt her (because he laid an emotional and social trap for her and essentially tricked her into participating in his evil); the damage done was part of the reason why she became Nightmare Moon. Luna had already been exiled when Celestia met the Good Sombra and fell in love with him, which I think was also true in the comic book (I remember that one of the reasons Celestia wanted to visit that world was to be friendly with the then Good Luna in it).

2327761 His mane and tail haven't been put on yet. When he's done, he'll probably look a bit like this:

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--even though, as you can see, she went with some different facial expressions and things. She does some kind of wizardry with curled faux fur hair. I love it to death.

Oh man, I had to laugh at someone actually asking if Dilestia was a thing to Meghan. But I am totes onboard with GSombra/Celestia (though I wonder how Sombra lasted 1000 years in the mirror verse… he was no alicorn!)

I remember similar arguments breaking out over Luna/Big Mac's kiss in the Zen comic arc.

Then we can go back to Brad. (all the 'my waifu!'s)

Further back, we can go to Hearts and Hooves. (Oh the fluttermac'ers screamed)

We got to face it, none of the ships we might want will ever be canon.

Though there is hope, because apparently Twilight is going to date all the ponies.

2327785 Yes--I think Luna/Sombra's a lot more common than Celestia/Sombra. Actually, Luna is still around when Celestia meets Good Sombra, but she's already going "dark" and Celestia is spending a lot of time with Starswirl and feeling a bit lonely. Then she meets Good Sombra and Alt! Luna, who is ALSO estranged from her sister at that point.

Nightmare Moon comes a bit later, but it underlines just why she's so vulnerable.

EDIT: Also, Celestia meets Good Sombra BEFORE she meets Bad Sombra. She and Starswirl aren't even aware of his existence. Starswirl simply guesses that there might be an evil Sombra.

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Though there is hope, because apparently Twilight is going to date all the ponies.

The trollop! :pinkiegasp:

:rainbowlaugh:

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I remember similar arguments breaking out over Luna/Big Mac's kiss in the Zen comic arc.

To the point that they missed the far more significant interaction between Cheerilee and Mac in that very same story. Luna gave him an impulsive "You're a sweet guy" kind of kiss. Cheerilee gave him bedroom eyes and a full body bump, IIRC.

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Though I did notice that Luna liked Big Mac. There's a reason she picked him for her example of the importance of a reputation for relative sanity in Divine Jealousy and the Voice of Reason. Big Mac is somepony Luna could easily imagine herself lusting after.

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All I remember from Cheerilee's interaction with him there was the Spaceballs reference.

2327790 I think boy alicorns don't have wings. It's like some kinds of insects.

I'm kidding, of course. He's referred to as a "unicorn" king. I just figured he's exceptional and rolled with that. He's been alive for well over a thousand years, so there's something unusual about him.

We got to face it, none of the ships we might want will ever be canon.

CheesePie will totes be canon. :pinkiehappy: Well, okay, maybe not OFFICIALLY, but I think they try to keep Pinkie out of romantic entanglements. In the comics, she's even more seriously off the wall than on the show. And it's crossed my mind that there could be something in Equestria Girls or what might be a series, Equestria Academy--possibly just a walk-on or a background shot.

So if nothing else, the only ship I really care about probably--PROBABLY--is not going to get sunk. The only other one I like is Alt Sombra/Celestia, and that CAN'T be sunk.

But I am still not going to ask the staff. I'll settle for this.

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I still can't figure out why Discord x Celestia is so popular. After all, hasn't Discord doomed Equestria three times already? Heck, the third time around, he could have easily been partly responsible for killing Celestia and every other sentient being if it wasn't for the box. But what do I know about shipping and romance?
Cheese Sandwich x Pinkie Pie is an awesome ship, by the way.

I wonder how amused Discord would be at those shipping wars involving him.

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Also, I await this new fic of yours. :raritywink: In the meantime, I'll be getting back in the groove of things (because at last the pain has ended! I'm still sore though...)!

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Spreading chaos! Oh, my!

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I still can't figure out why Discord x Celestia is so popular.

There's the whole "Dating Catwoman" thing, where one pairs the heroic with the villainous. And then they've sort of teased it a bit on the show, with the peculiar intensity in all of Discord's interaction with Celestia. He also flirts with her a lot. Often in highly-inappropriate ways (like temporarily stealing her tail).

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I wonder how amused Discord would be at those shipping wars involving him.

That is EXACTLY what I said! Discord's a chaos entity. Of course he's also a shameless flirt! Everything he says to anyone is going to be sly and roguish.

I always thought those were apology flowers, frankly. Some people on Equestria Daily insisted that you ONLY give flowers to a significant other, and I pointed out that it used to be good form to send apology flowers to your hostess if you threw up on her rug or something. (Actually, it used to be good manners to send flowers to your hostess, period.) That's not to say that I think his interactions with Fluttershy are romantic, either. Sometimes she acts as though she were his mom. I think she puts Discord, Bulk, Harry the Bear, and maybe even Angel Bunny in the same category. He's a pet.

I can see non-romance in nearly anything :pinkiehappy:

I am very glad that you are starting to feel better.

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2327812 No love for Tealove? Because that huge James Bond spread is one of the most brilliant things in that issue. I thought the whole point was that all the mares think Big Mac is sexy and that he should know it, and that he is focused with laser-like intent on getting some nails. Another favorite moment is that in Fleetfoot's fantasy, there's a heavy competitive streak. When she quits the Wonderbolts, they disband; her wedding to Big Mac is all the sweeter because all the mares are in floods of tears that he's married (except for Applejack, of course, with her Best Sister-in-Law trophy, and Rainbow Dash, who simply thinks, "?" That is one of the BEST characterizations of Dashie, ever. So much for shipping her with everything but the kitchen sink. She is totally tone-deaf to romance.

2327913 It IS. And in connection with your question on another forum, it has the advantage of almost shipping itself. On the other hand, it's easy to get lazy with something like that, so nothing is fool-proof.

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so nothing is fool-proof

That's very true. :raritywink:

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Actually, that comic also semi-sunk LyraBon, what with Bonbon going all gooey-eyed over Big Mac too.

Big Mac just has too much swag.

2328087 Obviously, she is straight for Big Mac. Hey, I could see it. I don't normally line up Pony stallions and say, "hey, I'd date him," but Big Mac reminds me of a nice guy who used to fix stuff and do other nice things. We were buddies, and that was it. If someone said, "choose, dammit! You must choose!" I'd probably pick Fancy Pants, closely followed by Gaffer or 8-Bit from the Shining Armor/Cadance arc. I figure we were all in high school around the same time, so it would be totally legit.

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. In the comics, she's even more seriously off the wall than on the show.

That scares me, I mean she's crazy enough as it is and you said she's more off the wall in them how is that possible! the freakin universe would explode or worse.....:pinkiecrazy: I am having second thoughts on reading those i am afraid my face will be numb from the facepalming I do since I don't think off the wall pinkie is IC Pinkie so that would drive me crazy. Lets say my headcanon of her and the way i see her is why i seem to get annoyed with her being random. But I like Jordan's headcanon better then my own since his explains her randomness. Also ship wars are childish but yet fans do it anyway.

2328311 Oh, you'd love her in the Pinkie Pie micro comic, though. It's what I based Swear on Camembert on, the first story in the CheesePie series I write.

The video has frames from the comic book, and the music was written by a fan when the comic book author requested it.

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Oh cool thats pretty sweet. :pinkiehappy: I heard this micro series was pretty good and its awesome that your fanfic was inspired by it.

Now, the last time there was a CheesePie writing contest, I "won" because there were no other entries.

Congratulations. You have officially achieved monopoly status for CheesePie. :rainbowlaugh:

I don't have a DA account. I've never felt the need to have one. Just for entry and stuff, I would probably link Cheese Pie Cake there, but I get the feeling it wouldn't win. I've still gotta go back and edit it to improve some writing too (huh, gotta do that with a lot of my stories). I've also got a CheesePie one-shot in the works too. And you've got some CheesePie going on. There's quite a bundle of CheesePie going on.

But I wish everyone the best for this contest. It'll be nice to see what's going to happen. I'm starting to love fanart and that, because I'm late to the party here, and I found this. Tugged right at me.

Haha shipping wars. Oh that's great. Please, argue about how you believe your OTP is the best out of all of them. I'll just sit here with some popcorn. My main ship may be TwiPie, but I'm an open person to ships. I'll put my points across as to why it's my favourite and everything, but I'm not going to argue about why it's so much better than TwiDash, even if a TwiDash OTP shipper starts ranting at me.

Opinions man... what happened to them?

I'm going to let you in on a secret here. I haven't read your mirrorverse fics :pinkiegasp: It's because I haven't read the comics, and that's it. I'd rather get into the material before I read fics around it, even if I don't mind spoilers. You talk about Good Sombra and Celestia a lot of the time, and I do see it from what I've seen, but aside from that, I don't know much else. I might read the comics one day. I don't know right now.

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Oh, if it were just the flowers, I wouldn't ship them.

Actually, I only ship them as regards the distant past. If you remember my Discord's memories of his youth at Paradise Estate, it's very obvious that they became lovers right before the end:

They had met like this several times before the nightmares came back, the final bout of nightmares that had ended it all. And it had been sweet, so sweet that the memory now pained him. For in the thousand years that he had ruled the planet, nothing -- nothing -- had made him so happy as the adoration that shone in a pair of purple eyes, the look of the world around him as seen through a long pink mane falling around his face as he lay twined in love with its owner.

But it's also very obvious that everything changed when he Awoke, specifically that Discord's Pony-raised personality was sufficently-submerged by his Cosmic-based one that he forgot (at least partially and for a while) why he cared about Friendship and Love. Or Celestia. Though he remembered enough of his friendship with the Sisters that he never seriously tried to kill them, which is saying something given that they were nominal enemies for a millennium.

Now, even though my Celestia very much does remember loving Discord, even though her old friendship with him is one of her motives for wanting to reform him, this is a far stretch from saying that she loves him romantically now. There's a certain issue of broken trust here -- Discord didn't just go off to another town and forget to write -- he wrecked the world and ruled over it for a thousand years as a mad tyrant. In the process he destroyed her home, killed her Earthly mother and some of her friends, indirectly caused the deaths of everypony she knew save for Luna (having broken the Rainbow of Harmony, he'd ended their emmortality), and committed horrible crimes including more than one genocide. Oh, and badly set back their plans to restore Pony high-tech civilization.

Really, the degree to which she still tries to trust him from time to time looks a lot to me as if she trusted him a lot a long time ago, and she still has some hope that the old Dissy will come back to her and be her friend. Maybe not her lover or husband, but her friend.

Aside from the personal betrayal, Celestia's a highly-moral being. The only reason she's capable of forgiving him at all is that she's also a forgiving being, and that she knows that the kind Dissy she'd loved was in a sense just another victim of the evil Discord. She feels sorry for him. But that doesn't mean that she wants love and flowers and hearts and happy little bouncing foals with him any more.

Luna cared (very much) for Dissy too, but she doesn't trust Discord at all. Luna is similar to Celestia in many ways, but she's more cynical on the surface (at the core, it's reversed, Luna's the more idealistic one of the pair).

What Discord thinks and feels is always hard to tell. He's chaotic, but chaotic behavior clusters around "strange attractors," and Discord's about as strange as they come. He certainly cares about the Sisters. He wouldn't kill them. And he seems to remember that Dissy loved Celly, which is I think is why he behaves flirtatiously toward her today. My Discord's active attraction is currently focused on Fluttershy, but that doesn't mean that he fails to remember that Celestia once meant something special to him.

I thought the whole point was that all the mares think Big Mac is sexy and that he should know it, and that he is focused with laser-like intent on getting some nails.

(*nods*)

Oh, I think that Big Mac knows it. It's just that

(1) He came there looking for nails, and that's what he's going to get! (And yes, there may be an intentional dirty pun on the part of the original writers there, even though that doesn't acutally happen; and

(2) With the exception of Cheerilee (whom he looks happy to run into) he isn't seriously attracted to any of them. He finds himself kind of liking Luna (because Luna in full flirty-friendly mode is hard not to like) but the others are pure annoyance from his POV. Especially Echo and Tealove.

This may seem cruel behavior on his part, but really, what's he supposed to do? Especially given that he's somewhat shy, not very socially-adept, extremely honorable -- and looking for nails. No, not the verb, the noun. I personally wouldn't have run out on Luna like he did, but I understand why she scared him. The more so because she obviously liked him.

(Luna's use of Big Mac as an example in Divine Jealousy and the Voice of Reason is a reference to that story).

... and Rainbow Dash, who simply thinks, "?" That is one of the BEST characterizations of Dashie, ever. So much for shipping her with everything but the kitchen sink. She is totally tone-deaf to romance.

Indeed she is! The main reason why my Rainbow Dash falls in love with my Fluttershy is that they're fillyhood best friends / sort-of sweethearts and Fluttershy manipulates her into it.

I created the arc a bit after the fact, but you can see it if you take the three Flutterarc stories in sequence. In Dragonshyness Fluttershy overcomes the most obvious obstacle, namely that while Rainbow is protective of her just like when they were fillies Rainbow doesn't start off respecting her very much as a fellow-adult -- that is changed when Fluttershy defeats Red Haze the Dragon. Note that it's right after this that Fluttershy invites Rainbow Dash on the Butterfly Migration. In A Robust Solution Fluttershy overcomes her most significant internal obstacle to loving anypony -- her fear, caused by her treatment by Nosey, that she is inherently unloveable. In Fluttershy Is Free Fluttershy tries but fails to explain the dark side of her heritage to Rainbow Dash -- the fact that she fails is very bad for the future of their love, because Fluttershy gives up on trying to explain it, and Rainbow Dash isn't going to realize that Fluttershy's half-Changeling until she receives conclusive proof that the Buzzies are real -- at Cadance's wedding.

Aside from that, the only other romances in Rainbow Dash's life (to date at the end of 1504) are her love for Azure Sky (on the rebound after the Canterlot Wedding, and neither of them know what he really is for quite a while) and what might have been love for Soarin but becomes more of a friendship. Part of the problem is that my Rainbow Dash neither has a strong sex drive nor much patience with complex emotional interaction -- her concept of love is pretty much "We hang out and have fun and it's okay to touch each other." Fluttershy gets this but finds it frustrating at times; Azure Sky accepts this because his concept of love is "We're friends and it's okay to touch each other and she gives me lots of nice tasty love"

Echo's fantasies are hilarious. And rather sad, if you take her as being an emotionally somewhat isolated pony who is in part thinking this way because she's been seriously injured. Even more so if you go with the versions of her in which she's sensorily a Pony version of Daredevil, which isolates her further from most other Ponies.

Wow, what a coincidence! Wasn't I just bitching about the Dislestia/Fluttercord shipping wars?! I wonder why people are so fussed over canon...Maybe I just don't get it because out of all of my otps in all of my fandoms, the only ones that are canon involve characters that are now dead (thanks Andrew Hussie), so idk maybe I just learned that feeling entitled over a fictional character is stupid. There's always shit like aus (already there's at least two canon ones) to fall back on anyway if ur presheus oh teepee isn't canon.

Everyone needs to just accept everyone else's shipping preferences or lack thereof. PERIOD. if ur gonna be a hater geddoutahere!!

Fimfiction user Kochamara is out, PEACE!

P.S. aaaah I wish I had cheesepie related plot bunnies to give you competition in the contest, but alas...anyway, good luck!!

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