Jul
29th
2014
Unturned · 10:18pm Jul 29th, 2014
So, Io Kusanagi, JJ Malcom and myself have started playing Unturned. It's a neat game on steam, free to play though there is a $5 fee for gold membership if you want it. Lots of cool fun times to be had. Of course, JJ (Knightmare) gets an APC and the first thing I do is use it to break physics.
Much fun indeed. He took it better than I thought he would.
*Edit* Here's the other view, and my purple 'pimp van' that helped get us in this predicament.
Breaking ALL the physics
that just looks hilarious
DIE PHYSICS!!!
I feel that it would have been better if the game wasn't free, since games like Unturned rely heavily on player interaction.
You might not be able to tell from this angle, by the front of the thing isn't touching anything, it's just up in the air. The whole armored personnel carrier is sitting on just one wheel. I was originally trying to park it on the barn but this happened.
Griffy thought I'd be pissed.
I broke down laughing when i first saw it. Upside down and on top of Grify's big purple Pimp Van.
we tried to get it off but it just landed, in that position, on the van.
Which I ten tried to drive off so my APC would be on solid ground.
Then this happened.
My parents thought I went insane.
2327179 Now that is just even more hilarious
2327213 well...that sounds about right. *shrugs* wouldn't anyones parent's be a little concerned when they see their child laughing like a mad man over broken physics? Your not pinkie pie my friend
Oh gods... now I want to play this with y'all!
So, basically, we're sitting there all like 'okay, it's upside down, lets just use a car jack to fix it. Corona (Knightmare, JJ, they're all the same) drives the purple van off. The APC does flips like we're playing Halo and just lands like that. At which point there was about a ten second silence followed by Io saying 'Wut?' and all three of us breaking down in laughter.
...how did you get an APC? PEI has one, but it's sideways and can't be moved afaik...
Always have a car jack on your inventory.
2327714 If the APC doesn't spawn, you have to destroy cars. The map has a certain number of 'car slots' and if they're filled, nothing more will spawn. So, blow up a bunch of cars, then end the server, (or just exit if you're single player) and when you come back in, more will have spawned. The APC has a chance to spawn at the military base.
As for it being upside down, find a car jack. When you equip it and use it on a car, the car will flip (in a rather amusing way) and... might land on it's wheels. If it doesn't land properly, just car jack it again till it does.
My experience in that game was as follows: run from zombies, find knife, keep running, meet person, die.
These games aren't much fun alone, but everybody I knew was playing Counter Strike.
2327916 hooray
2328445 actually while griffy's right about spawning conditions, the APC will spawn aat ANY military location, including the town of Montague[where I got mine], the Bunker[ammusingly enough], Confederation Bridge, and even the Aitport and Burywood.
2328066 You need to get a proper private server, else you run into the same issues as there are in Rust, Nether, The Stomping Land, and other games like this. Luckily, Unturned has the port forward IP system rather than needing dedicated servers you gotta pay for, so it's simple to meet up with friends.
I got a blue pickup stuck in a stop sign,and my worst fail sofar was trying to toss a frag grenade out of one of the military camp towers and having bounce off the wtop of the window and explode back in my face.
2328066
If you can get a server working or already have one you play on, I would be more than willing to play with you. PM me if you want to chat about it.
Any groups for crossovers with this game?
2489249 would it be safe to say that no one... In the world has made an Unturned Fanfiction yet. Curious, it's an extremely popular game, that no one has written a Fanfiction about.
Yet
Just when I thought that kind of things only happens on Battlefield 4...
hi im new so is this a place to chat and talk or something cause i dont know