COMMISSIONS NOW OPEN · 3:41am Jul 28th, 2014
It's a strange, sad time to order custom-made pony words on this site, isn't it?
TAW left us some time ago. Darf disappeared into the real world. RagingSemi's works aren't even on FIMfic any more. Who is left to hand-craft pony fiction from erotica to comedy to adventure? Who can be trusted to spin a tale that doesn't read like the bastard child of E.L. James and a second, lazier E.L. James? Who is left to custom-build a sex scene that reads as if written by someone who has actually had sex?
I have good news, everyone. I am here to fill this hole. From today, I am offering pony word commissions, both clop AND non-clop.
How it works:
You contact me through PM and pitch me your idea. I write back whether it's a concept I can roll with or not. If I can, and I have a slot open, we'll back and forth, flesh out what you want and what size you're looking for. I give you a deadline.
When the story is ready, I send a PM to inform you, with a sample of the story and my PayPal details. As soon as the money goes in (with exceptions for sleep and work, I can't promise an instant response if you email me mid-shift, but I can give you details to work around that if this is a problem), I send you a copy of the fic, and post it to FIMfiction.
Commissioned fics get me views, followers and ego-boosts just like my normal fics, so I'd like to post them. If you want it just private to you, I will charge extra, but we can work something out.
Prices:
$15 per thousand words for clop. Non-negotiable. One-thousand word minimum.
Prices negotiable for non-clop, depending on the project. PM me for details.
Drop me any questions in a PM, or go to the blog post.
COMMISSION SLOT 1
CLOSED
COMMISSION SLOT 2
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ULTRA-SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION OPENING NIGHT COMMISSION SLOT 3
CLOSED
Might want to put in a title so people can click on the blog without guess-and-checking the ID.
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WOOPS
Heh, that's what happens when I post things at 5am. Thanks for picking up on that, that would have been unfortunate...
How much for a non-clop story where that rugged man in your profile picture makes out with his rule-63 self?
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$15 per 1k words, with an extra $15 because there's no ponies and I can't post it on FIMfic
Why? Why do you tempt me?
Only thing keeping me from immediately commissioning something is the fact that it would have to have at least 20k words
Man I'm tempted to commission you just because I don't know if I'll ever have the time to actually write all of my own ideas.
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Why, what is it?
Where's your "WILL NOT DO" list?
Good idea. I might take this up if I ever get around to updating.
$15 seems a bit steep, but hey, if people like it that much, I guess they'll pay anything.
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Agreed. Prices are steep (by FIMfiction standards), and an honest reflection of both workload and quality.
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multichapter
sad/romance fic with Gilda and RD.
No clop, no OCs.
I doubt there would be many who could portray Gilda better than you. But a story like that would take a lot of time (and thereby words).
Maybe that's why there is actually no good and finished story like that here.
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I could do a bittersweet/sweetbitter GilDash romance in 4 or 5k, no problem. Perhaps less. I've got a few ideas rolling around in my skull already.
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The length would be less a matter of "can it be done in under 10k words?" but more a personal preference thing
Huh, I just noticed your slots are all closed anyways.
Are you going to offer more commissions in the future?
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Aye, as soon as these ones are done!
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In that case, maybe we should pm
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Go right ahead. We can work out the details before a slot opens up, and I'll just add you in the moment I've got a space.