I Got Bored *Update* · 4:09am Jul 23rd, 2014
Before I begin: Chapter 7 is indeed finished and is now under going editing, so far four editors have gone through it and I'm just waiting for the other three to get back to me. Till then be expecting an update to be coming out very soon.
Story time:
And when I get bored I write some crazy shit, and I felt like sharing this with you all.
So it was around 10:40 PM when I got bored and I started writing a random story. Something to just clear my mind so that I'll be able to work on Lazarus later on.
Well in doing so, I wrote something super odd called "Renegade"
Its an odd comedy, I guess, adventure that follows a poor fellow named Charlie Spencer. Charlie lived in a small Southern town in America, late one night on his way home from a hard days work at the factory. Charlie decided to stop at his local Barney's to pick up his favorite pumpkin spice coffee. Well little to his knowledge that gas station he picked was also chosen by the recently infamous "Mojave Bandits" a group of five scandals that have been running loose through the country side robbing and occasionally murdering folks.
When the group of bandits raid the store they kill the cashier and the town's redneck in a brief gunfight. The bandits then take poor Charlie hostage right as the police show up, using their black van as cover a massive gunfight breaks out in the middle of the streets.
Right when it seems like the bandits will lose and Charlie will be saved. A white beam that came from the sky engulfs the criminals, their van, and Charlie; and it takes them to Equestria.
What happens next after that I found what I wrote to be amusing, apparently I wrote something about they're taken in by Celestia and Luna. The bandits then steal her and Luna's tiaras, another mass brawl happens and poor Charlie is also dragged along with the bandits as they escape Canterlot and become Equestria's most wanted.
Jesus how the fuck do I come up with this shit?!
This makes me immediately question why the princesses would choose to take the bandits. I can't see them randomly picking up people and if they watch the humans before, they might have the thought that uniformed people trying to kill some other people might have actually a good reason. Or do they simply wish to save their lives, without taking the weapons away once the princesses teleported the gang? Maybe you do have some way to address this, but so far this breaks my suspense of disbelief.
2308590 Despite every route of that story being cliche, I believe I have it so it's literally just a spell mishap. Or Discord just got bored and wanted to cause a little mayhem by dropping criminals from one world, into another.