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GaryOak


Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

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500 Followers! AMA Blog · 6:29pm Jul 22nd, 2014

Here's a post I thought I'd never make. As of today when NINJA-PON3 decided to hit that follow button, I joined the 500 followers club. I doubt I'll get any responses, but what the hay, I guess I'll make this a little AMA blog. If this one is successful, I will do another one if I reach 1,000. (As if that'll happen!)

So, ask away! And thanks to all 500 of you who took enough interest in my work to get notified about all of my Fimfic comings and goings.

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Congrats! Myself, I reached 355 followers last night.

What is your favorite flavor of jam?
Do you like tea?
Is it true that you have a picture of Mrs.Frizzle beside your bed?

I just hit 100 too, so yay for all of us! Congrats!

Congrats!
What's your favorite editing book/resource?

Congrats, Gary!

How goes #TLP?

An excellent milestone, and very much deserved!

Since this is AMA... are ponies part of your 'real life' fantasy life? Put another way, do you fantasize about being one on any regular basis, whether canon or OC, or play them in RPGs, or otherwise include pony in your daily existence?

I pondered asking more specifically about erotic fantasizing, but instead I will only imply the question in this sentence rather than make it an explicit query (pun intended). :twilightblush:

Light and laughter,
SongCoyote

Congrats bro! Have an image.

i.imgur.com/ymO53tb.png
Bitches love images.

Anyway, what are you top five best and top five worst ships?:duck:

Nice job =)

What stories did you most enjoy writing? Serious or otherwise.

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Thanks!
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1. Raspberry.
2. Yes. I usually drink one mug a day, sometimes two.
3. Sadly, this is false. All I have on my nightstands are a night light, books, and a boombox that I never use.
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A tie between The Elements of Style and On Writing. The former is my go-to mechanics books, and I have received the most non-mechanical mileage from the latter.
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Haven't been active in #TLP for a very long time. DotA killed it for me.
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Thanks very much! I've never fantasized about being a pone, no. And since you were pondering asking the latter, no, I have never had an erotic pony dream. I have had a couple of pony dreams, though; the only one I can remember was flying with Rainbow Dash. The only snippet I can recall with any clarity was when we were flying over a river, dove underwater for a moment, then burst up, laughing, and sprayed some onlookers (also ponies) with water. They stood on a concrete bridge with one of those semicircles under it (to allow for boats to pass under).
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I'm actually not a shipper, so pretty much everything I've done on the subject is for the express purpose of trolling. That said...

1. Braeburn x Rainbow Dash
2. Twilight Sparkle x Shining Armour
3. GaryOak Pone x Doctor Panacea
4. Rarity x Applejack
5. Cheerilee x Big Mac

Top 5 worst? Anything involving Spike and a grownup. He's too young to know what love is (never mind sex), and the mares are in their early 20s at least. Yeah... creepy. Even E-rated Sparity really wrinkles my sprinkles. Other ones that I'm not fond of are Appledash (one would end up in the hospital after two weeks due to domestic violence, which is apparently very high among lesbian couples) and Braeburn x a stallion or Strongheart.
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Honestly? Probably the clop. Why? Because it's so stupid and so hilarious. I go out of my way to make it as dumb as possible, both the concept and the prose.

Rainbow Dash, Alanis Morrissette, and a rabid 30-foot-tall wolverine. You have to have sex with one, marry one, and spend the rest of your life listening to one's singing on continuous repeat play. Which is which?

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Sigh. What? Ugh. Why? :twilightangry2:
F - Alanis Morrissette
M - Rainbow Dash
S - Wolverine

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**takes careful notes**

… no reason. :twilightsmile:

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