You Guys Seem to Multiply, New Fic, and Stuff-stuff · 9:29pm Jul 21st, 2014
100 followers. Jimminy Crickets and biscuits, 100 followers!? My my my, you all do multiply fast. I remember it like it was yesterday when I started at the bottom, now I've reached a huge milestone in my quest to take over the world write for all you lovely thingies out there. Sure, some of the account following me are the ones that follow everyone, some are no longer active, and some no longer care to read what I put out, but hey, it's still 100.
So, to celebrate 100 minions followers, I would like to have Pinkie Pie transported to the real word to tell you all the sure-fire way to give yourself a laboratory. I'd like for her to do that, but unfortunately, she isn't real. Instead, I'll just give you all a little thing on how to become a wizard.
As a bonus, perhaps you will learn a thing or two about parkour.
Now, as some of you may know, I recently put out a new fic (see The Adventures of Billybob the Butt Bandit). For all that enjoy it, what is wrong with you thank you. 
Since I don't seem to be in a mood to write dark, brooding stuff, I may as well stick to the random, ridiculous shizzle while the feeling is here. Now go forth, my pretties. Remember: I am always watching.
Your Master,
-DWB
