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What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 55 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 128 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 144 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 145 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 156 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Jul
18th
2014

Hellblazer of Equestria: The Trials of John Constantine Chapter 9 preview · 5:54pm Jul 18th, 2014

The darkness of the room threatened to choke out the light coming from my horn. I swallowed down the fear that was threatening to bubble up.

"Come on Twilight, you can do this. John told you how this works, you've made the amulet, and you know that you can handle this," I thought as I stepped forward into the darkness.

The door slammed shut and the darkness changed. It no longer was simply a lifeless void, but I felt it around me. The feeling began to get heavier, and it felt as if someone was filling the room with some thick sludge. I wanted to turn around and escape. I needed to, but I couldn't. Whatever this thing was it had hurt two ponies I care for, and I couldn't let it escape.

"Whatever you are I am here to stop you," I said.

"A princess, the fates have sent us a princess to feast on my brothers," a raspy voice said.

"Yes, she is a juicy one. Should we get to know her flesh before we consume her?" a softer raspy voice asked.

"It's been a while since I rutted a suitable mare. A princess would be an interesting addition to my collection," a deeper raspy voice said.

"I'm not afraid of you," I said.

The darkness began to gather into one spot, and I watched as it formed a being. It had two hind legs, but it stood awkwardly. Instead of two front legs it had six, three heads looked at me, and all of them smiling with long white fangs shining. The middle head laughed.

"That will change princess. Trust us, that will change," it said.

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