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Craine


An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

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  • 449 weeks
    Huh. I'm Significantly Relieved, Actually.

    In a rather neck-snapping twist of fate, Equestria Girls: The Friendship games was not only decent to watch, but it doesn't canonically F**K my most recent story, "Father". In fact, I don't even have to slap the 'Alternate Universe" tag on it. Hah! I can even stop putting it off!

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    0 comments · 694 views
  • 456 weeks
    My Greatest Mistake.

    Guys... If I may confide in you.

    Downloading Windows 10 was probably the STUPIDEST thing I've ever done (not counting the time I decided to go fishing in Pittsburgh... F**kin caught a dead raccoon). All of my customized setting were reset, my priorities became OH SO un-prioritized, and Windows Media Player has become OBSOLETE!

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    7 comments · 549 views
  • 458 weeks
    For The Love of 'Father'

    Greetings, beautiful people.

    Craine here for an update with my recent multi-chapter story, 'Father'. As some of you may know, the first four chapters of this story were updated every Saturday, and I actually intended to keep that up... Until my work schedule changed to eleven-f**king-hour days, six days a week.

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    1 comments · 435 views
  • 464 weeks
    Craine's super-rare-one-of-a-kind-never-does-unless-it's-important-Season 5 Episode Review.

    Hasbro Studios.

    Fan service at its best.

    That is all.

    Craine...

    2 comments · 480 views
  • 493 weeks
    So... This Is a Thing Now.

    Here's exactly what you're gonna do; you're gonna shower this wonderful woman with adoration and praise, and encourage her to do more readings across the FiM fic-verse.

    Do it.

    Craine...

    3 comments · 660 views
Jul
18th
2014

My Dark Powers Have Reached Their ZENITH!!!! · 2:29am Jul 18th, 2014

'Discord Punches Twilight In The Face' has reached its 666th like. Fear me...

FEAR ME!!!!

Craine...

Comments ( 25 )

you do know 666 is the number of the neighbor of the beast, right? Its actually 667,

2295809 :ajsleepy:


2295811 Who dares?!

*turns and sees it*

*slowly backs away*


2295829 Just give me this...

it's spelled Zenith

2295847 it appears that i am missing some references

2295840 Yeah, better walk away...

2295855 *Comes back with rail gun and cigar*

I'd duck if I were you...

2295863 God... dammit, Pinkie.

Oh dear. Looks like another demonic outbreak sprung up...

-Grabs Holy Shotgun-

Looks like I'm getting payed today!

Yay!

Now update the fuckin' thing.

2295920 Just finished typing the first 1200 words. Now I'm sobered up and ready for bed. It will come, friend. It will come.


2295923 ALL OF MY HATE!!:flutterrage:

2295936

You're the guy dabbling in demonic powers.

I'm just the guy Iscariot owes a favor to.

2295936
2295937
I will kill both of you...if you don't have a smile! ...and settle this argument like writers. With stories. :pinkiehappy:

I fear you as much as this kitten is of lizards.

Fear me!

But Craine, you were high! So, I'm afraid my response has to be this.

I'm just a never-ending font of Mass Effect response videos, am I not? :rainbowlaugh:

UHJFFDFJDSSJSUGSJCCSFSSVMSKFHGDHFBDDHVDDFNDDVHHDBNHFJFGFDJDD (I was bored)

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