Quickslot Timechange Powershot Overdrive Quantum Turboboost · 12:03am Jul 17th, 2014
If you're reading this blog then that title obviously clear. I've been slaking. Lazy. Incompetent. Overdramatic contributions to a pony porn website that isn't always porn all the time but you still KNOW it's there. Lurking, hiding, waiting for you to spring it clear, and thus activate it. And then there's ramblings, such as now. On a better note, I REALLY need to get to updating stories. That aren't Princess Celestia Uses An Online Dating Website (which you all should totally read and stuff because you love me).
But, onto greener pastures. For the time being, I have requests that need to be filled out. For stories, particularly. Oneshots, longer fics, the works. But, as promised, I will ONLY post stories that are fully complete from now on... so I don't pitfall myself like I've been doing. So, in this assemble you'll be getting previews to the stories that shall soon arrive at a fimfic near you! Hopefully. Maybe. Possibly. In due time, mein friend, in due time.
Go Fuck Yourself
After an incredibly long and stressful day of attempting to stop the latest villain from taking over Equestria, both Shining and Cadance are on frayed nerves. With one slip of the lip and harsh arguing later, Shining says something he regrets which leads to Cadance performing an act she's not going to regret. Sometimes at the end of the day, keeping your mouth shut is the best solution, or else someone will do it for you.
With their butt.
Yeah, comedy clop, sue me why don'tcha.
The Main Man Is In Town
While Lobo may be one of the most terrifying and deadly bounty hunters in the entire universe, there's one thing he always delivers on: once he takes a contract, he will finish it to the letter, no matter the consequences. And when a certain contract is accidentally made by Discord to 'take a hit' on Fluttershy, well, there's no stoping the Main Man now.
Can Equestria survive the assault that is Lobo? Can Lobo himself learn about the magic of friendship and give up his highly violent and intoxicated life. Not likely on both those counts, but hey, it'll be a fraggin' good time at least!
Everyone's favorite hero... villain... whatever, of the DC Universe. In Equestria. Very compelling, I know.
Judging The Performance
If there's one thing that can influence a pony's actions in this world, it's the prospect of getting laid. Indeed, the very concept of coitus would send any mare or stallion completing actions of great lengths just for the merest indication of getting lucky. And in a town like Las Pegasus, where anything is possible and nothing is told without the right price, getting lucky has more meaning than you'd think.
For Soarin, however, attempting to get lucky has met only bitter results when he's tried to capture the attention of his fellow squad-mate Spitfire. Likewise for Octavia, who has become enthralled with the Wonderbolt captain, all her pursuits have met negative ends as well. However, if they worked together, or rather if Octavia just uses Soarin for her own ends, perhaps there's a way to coax Spitfire after all.
And if all else fails, at least she got somewhat lucky.
Present for TittySparkles cause she's coolio and stuff.
Trix La Trix
In Ponyville Academy the school is ruled by the fearsome student council, led by the merciless Trixie Lulamoon. Twilight Sparkle, armed with the famed scissor blade and her Kamui Spike, is the only one in the academy that dare opposes Trixie's rule. But will she have the strength to defeat this imposing dictator once and for all? Hell if I know, I'm only paid to read the script.
Fic for alexmagnet because he's a butt, but a cute butt.
TwiTwi's Bizarre Adventures
When Twilight Twistar's entire world come crashing down due to the malicious actions of none other than Dioset Brammers, who has used an ancient artifact's powers to achieve the powers of that as a vampire. But TwiTwi has her own powers, and with them she's finally going to put an end to Dio's vile reign for good.
Story for Obs because you know why. I don't even have to explain it.
Sick Burn
Boy, lemme tell ya, cider is one of the worst drinks to have drunk the previous night when ya wake up in the mornin'. Poundin' headache, achy eyes, Celestia awful breath... and a strange but definitely smokin' hot mare sleepin' next to ya. Oh, and forgot to mention the part 'bout not rememberin' a dang near clue of what happened last night. Hopefully this mystery mare would be able to fill me in on a thing or two while she wants me to fill her up with somethin' completely different.
SpitfirexBraeburn because I like the ship. Now, would it be called Braefire? Spitburn? Hell if I know!
Machinations Of The Blind
I used to be a god. Power absolute to the point I could bend reality to my will. But not anymore. Now, I am nothing. I am blind, yet my senses have been unclouded. I have lost, yet I have gained so much more. I am Discord no longer, yet I fear I shall become nothing at all. For if I am not Discord any longer, than what am I?
Short Discord darkfic thingy because I'm just that awful.
The Nanny
Just when Tirek thought Tartarus couldn't get any worse, the universe decides to increase his torment up a few notches. Now deemed the sole caretaker of four bothersome infant villains, Tirek will need to raise all of them if he is to have any hope of buying his freedom from his prison.
Personally, he would have preferred the locked iron cage over this.
OH NO NOT ANOTHER TIREK FIC! DAMN YOU, RAINBOWBOB! DAMN YOU!
So yeah, dem's the stories. So... shoo. Get. RUN AWAY! I have company over soon!
All of them are good looking...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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All that can be said.
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I see things that interest me greatly.
What exactly is it about Tirek that you love so much, Bob?
Dude, I feel your pain as far as the fics I'm currently ignoring, but I gotta see it through somehow
I look forward to the Lobo, Kill la Kill, Jojo, and Nanny fics respectively
Can't wait for the Nanny!
What the iridescent-blue jackoff stick is the cover pic for Go Fuck Yourself? Dat costume... dat costume simultaneously makes me whimper in horror and kek with giddiness and the resulting sound is a hiccup (I think). I remember the Pinkie's costume in the first ark for the MLP comics and it's good to know artists haven't forgotten it, either.
Fucked up pic makes for a fucked up fic.
Doo eet, Bob. Doo eet. Make this story happen. And are those piercings on Cadance? Awesomesauce.
Edit: No wait. That's just blood and drool on her muzzle.
Oh Man, the Nanny looks awesome!
Slake
Slack
Know the difference, etc.
Some of these stories have my interest. Others, less so.
I should really try and get some of my own stories written, but I haven't been in a good space lately...
Want my opinion? Sleep on it. The answers will come to you in time... At least that's what I do. Don't do what I do, you'll get nowhere in life. DON'T BE LIKE ME!
As much as I love reading about Cellie and her awful dates, I'm happy to see some other stories getting updated.
And the new ones look pretty good, too.
Bob, how on Earth do you get all of these ideas? Do you just browse Derpibooru or e621 all day and look at
pornart that you base your ideas off of? Or do you do something else?i.imgur.com/sYdxl.jpg
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I want The Nanny, just cause I wanna see you write baby Sombra.
The Lobo story could be pretty entertaining (though I really want Just Joking to be updated soon if you please).
How any one man/sponge can produce so much horsewords is beyond me.
Still, looking at Machinations of the Blind, (if I am correct in assuming it is post-Twilight's Kingdom) it seems like the complete anti-thesis to my From Your Most Grateful Admirer story.