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Alaborn


Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

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  • 146 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Strong Seconds

    Not an episode review this time.

    PresentPerfect writes about the "Applejack Problem", that a character with everything figured out becomes too boring. Her cutie mark is literally deciding she wants to stay home.

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    1 comments · 385 views
  • 146 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Putting Your Hoof Down and It's About Time

    S2E19 Putting Your Hoof Down

    Watching this episode as part of the whole series is jarring. You have episode after episode of ponies being kind and friendly, then a whole bunch of rude ponies all at once.

    I hate Angel Bunny in this episode. I want to turn him into hasenpfeffer.

    I'd like to know why there just happens to be a hedge maze somewhere near Ponyville.

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    3 comments · 213 views
  • 150 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Hearts and Hooves Day and A Friend in Deed

    S2E17 Hearts and Hooves Day

    The writers have chosen, once again, to feature a holiday or celebration in this episode. Arguably, this is the seventh time (Summer Sun Celebration, Winter Wrap Up, Running of the Leaves, Grand Galloping Gala, Nightmare Night, Hearth's Warming, Hearts and Hooves Day), and the third time directly referencing a major American holiday.

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    3 comments · 204 views
  • 151 weeks
    Retrospective Review: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 and Read It and Weep

    S2E15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

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    6 comments · 289 views
  • 152 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Baby Cakes and The Last Roundup

    S2E13 Baby Cakes

    So this was an episode that came completely out of the blue. There was no indication of Cup Cake being pregnant, let alone with twins. I'm assuming there was a toy involved.

    "That makes sense, right?" Sure, but if you're a pegasus stallion with a beige coat or a unicorn stallion with a yellow coat, I wouldn't recommend dining at Sugarcube Corner.

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    6 comments · 200 views
Jul
16th
2014

Not a cloud in the sky · 12:22am Jul 16th, 2014

It was a beautiful morning, bright and clear without a cloud in the sky.

Okay, there was one cloud. It was kind of small and low in the sky.

I thought, "There's got to be a pegasus hiding in there."

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Comments ( 5 )

That kinda sounds like the beginning of a Brony in Equestria / Pony on Earth meets a Brony story.

That's a happened to me too a few times. :rainbowlaugh:

"I carefully aimed my shotgun. I was only going to get one shot before it bolted, and once they start flying, they're almost impossible to hit. I pulled out my pegasus call and held it in my mouth, placing the little red dot of the shotgun sights squarely across the cloud before blowing gently."

Cupcakes! Cupcakes!

The cloud rustled, and suddenly....

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That had better be a party shotgun.

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Also known as a funderbuss.

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