I've done the unspeakable · 2:49am Jul 12th, 2014
Before I begin: The next Lazarus chapter is indeed finished but due to three of my editors being clipped in the side by real life I'll have to post pone the chapter for maybe 2-3 weeks. Unless, any of you have any experiences in the realm of grammar I'd greatly appreciate your assistance.
Now back to the real message:
For those of you who've been following me for a while now and actually tune into these meaningless blogs. I've begun another story... again.
"Oh my gawd really? Another?" Says that random guy that no one cares about.
Yes random guy that no one cares about, I started writing another story.
"But your already like writing thirty others." Says that other guy.
Yes I am other guy.
"But why–"
Because I can that's why.
Honestly the reason why I started writing another story is to help clean my mind. When I work on one story *cough*Lazarus*cough* for a long time, I get a bored.
"So why don't you go play video ga–"
Just because I get bored of one story doesn't mean I don't want to write at all. When I get in the writing mood I need to write, it's like a drug. A drug that won't physically harm me.
Any who, since I can write about whatever I want in this thing. Lets talk about what I'm writing, surprisingly it's actually related to Lazarus–
"But I thought you were bored of–"
Shush Little Tom, I'm only bored of Lazarus cause I can't think of anything at the moment. Instead while my mind is slowly working on something else, my sub conscious will come up with a solution for my temporary writers block. By doing this I will be working on a side/prequel story.
The title: The Last Man on Earth.
Already the story seems self explanatory.
Point of view of the story will be first person, seeing that is my strong suit when it comes to writing. The story itself will be following a man named Franklin Liam Robertson, a English Freelancer who left for Japan to cover the Tokyo Siege. On his way back home after the siege, Frank found himself shoved six kilometers under ground and 12 kilometers off the coast of Japan.
Fast forward a few thousand years in the future, Frank wakes up in his cyro stasis pod. Only to find that everyone else is dead, upon reaching the surface half expecting the war to be over. Frank finds that humanity has been replaced by candy colored ponies.
SEEMS LEGIT...
Honestly, I think stories like these have been done to death. But meh... might as well hop on the bandwagon at some point. In the mean time I'm only writing this for my own entertainment, but if you guys like. Once I finish a few chapters or so I'll post or share the link if you guys want to have a looksies.
Or...
I could just post it if I (myself) think it's good enough.
As long as you continue to write, I don't care. Also, I could help with the whole editing thing. I know all to well how much of a bitch it can be for one person.
2276111
If you're talking about Lazarus, I'll toss you a link immediately.
Or.
If you're talking about Lazarus: The Last Man on Earth, I have no clue when the first chapter will be finished. I only have like the first few segments, and I still have no idea where I'll be taking that story.
Actually writing could physically harm you
maybe not directly but it could
lose sleep wake up tired and hurt yourself cause you're tired and boom you're hurt
or you delete everything you wrote without saving then slam your hand on something
thats mainly your fault but still
or if your writing with a pencil you stab yourself
2276191 Lazarus.
I could work as an editor for you. I specialize in grammar and wording. Although I would be the biggest help there, I can also keep a decent eye out for punctuation. I must warn you though that I am not a proofreader and I may miss things.
Did you share the latest chapter with me? I mean, there's a reason I have you on Steam.
Edit: You did! Via Fimfiction, and not email. :P
2276621 You already seen the latest chapter. (It's the one with StarSwirl)
2277040 I already own a Kool-Aid pool.
2276223 I think you're going too deep into the subject.
2276390 2276291 Fantastic!
2277104 I KNEW THAT
Could you send them via email in the future? 'Twould make knowing when I've received them easier and not cause confusion like this. I'm send you my email via Steam.
2277040 Mmm, KoolAid. *dreamy smile*
2277104 Well, then I'll pour steel into it, and watch as you burn!! Because nothing says "I love you" quite like being slathered in molten metal.
2277165 Ask Joe if you can swim in his Pool-Aid.
2277191 Do it mother f*cker my body is ready!
2277196 But first, lemme play this awesome, make-you-love-life song so you're depressed that you're about to be encased in steel and this rendered unable to experience life ever again.
2277194 *eye twitch*
*slowly draws bloody knife*
I dare you to make a pun as bad as that ever again.
2277205 But, hey! It was a smart pun, eh? why don't you go and kool off, eh?
2277196 Okay, gimme a minute. *drives off in Hummer and comes back with a large pouring shank on a trailer* I have it now!
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2277477 *stabs self*
*doesnt die*
Wait, right, immortality. Dammit. Stupid Merlin, casting the wrong spell on me. Keeps coming back to haunt me.
2277488 MUAHAHAHAHAA!!
I want to be an editor!
I actually applied to the proofreader's group a while ago, but they're pretty backlogged. So I might as well be proactive while I wait.
And I do R&D, so I can help you with technology as well as grammar.