Humiliation, Ah, sweet Humiliation... · 2:31am Jul 9th, 2014
Okkie, so listen up:
My whole family reunited today to watch Brazil X Germany, everyone wearing Brazil's uniform T-shirt, stuff and lots of food for me to devour during the match. Well... things didn't turn out very well. I'll tell you guys why on the timeline I'm doing now:
0-11 minutes of match: "Well, Brazil is playing equally to Germany... this gonna be good." *Stops drinking Coke and sits on the couch*
11-12 minutes, Germany scored 1st goal: "Goddamnit! What a fuckin' failure of the defense!" *Looks at family and we discuss that we can can still win*
18 minutes, Germany scored 2nd goal: "Really? Second goal?" *Starts to feel a bit down*
21 minutes, Germany scored 3rd goal: "What the fuck? Are they playing or watching the match from inside the field?"
24 minutes, Germany scored 4th goal: "..." *Stands up and goes to table to devour snacks while sister cusses indefinitely from her seat*
28 minutes, Germany scored 5th goal: "Uhhh... what is happening, dad?" *Uncle starts tinkering with IPad and sees multiple memes on the internet, one saying "Not even the Jews suffered so much in the hand of the Germans". Dies laughing*
End of first half: "Jeez... If I were playing, I wouldn't even return to the 2nd half..." *Sees children and people crying all around the stadium*
Start of second half: "Okkie, time to suffer even more now." *Takes out phone*
6th goal of Germany: *Stands up from seat and claps* Yay! Goal! Isn't our goalkeeper being MARVELOUS now?"
7th goal of Germany: *Isn't even paying attention to the game* "... Well, yeah, our team is playing shits..." *Sees goal and places hand over mouth* "I'm ashamed of being brazilian now... 7x0" *Claps*
1st goal of Brazil: "Goal! Oh, wait..."
Match ends: "Loved this score... this will marked in our history forever now."
Seriously, 7x1? That was humiliating! Downright shameful! I can no longer watch a football match anymore. Really, it's spirit crushing. Brazil played like amateurs, giving Germany a training match with practice dummies to dodge.
SteelxPaladin
>tfw Australia didn't even get near the finals
Pois é... Como um amigo meu disse; 'Mais constrangedor que assistir esse jogo, só o dia que meu pai me levou para ver O segredo de Brokeback Mountain no cinema.'
2268203 Well, you guys didn't act like practice dummies
2268206 É mesmo cara... teve uma hora que sai do sofá e fiquei atacando as paçoquitas e os amendoins que estavam na mesa por que não tava acreditando no que eu tava vendo. Pelo menos o David Luiz deu uma bela entrevista:
"Queria apenas dar alegria para meu povo..."
Problema agora são os protestos depois que a copa do mundo acabar... esse campeonato era o que tava segurando a raiva do povo.
2268211 Exato... Dilma a estas horas deve está batendo em todo mundo no Palácio do Planalto, e socando as paredes de raiva.
Já teve briga nas Fan Fest, agora é esperar pra ver o que vai acontecer. Se o próximo jogo for contra a argentina (pra decidir o terceiro lugar) e eles perderem de novo, pode esperar que vem problema...
2268226 A Dilma tomou no krug com essa derrota, o que deixa meu astral um tanto acima do ponto de afundar
Agora, aguentar os hermanos e o mundo nos zuando.
Yep. The planets must be aligned in with the center of the universe! Brazil lost!
2268277 We played horribly, that I tell you.
Deutschland
2268838 *Next day's morning* I'm actually not believing what happened, mang, really. I'm just... dying.
Don't feel bad, USA lost to Germany as well. Now time to find that meme your uncle found!
2269268 Well, you guys didn't lost with a marvelous 7x1. Also, the meme was in Portuguese
Well, I woke up today questioning myself: "What happened? Was it a dream?"