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TheGLQwardvark


Brony(duh), TS's biggest (height-wise) fan, author of the Equestria Daily featured story Barking Mad. Also a willing editor and pre-reader.

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  • 598 weeks
    Second Chapter of Punch Drunk

    It's up!

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  • 606 weeks
    I'm dorsal

    GET IT?!

    ...But seriously I'm back from hiatus. So seeya guys around :)

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  • 618 weeks
    You know what's hard?

    Get your mind out of the gutters, all of you.

    But seriously you know what's hard? Trying to write in a house with 3 extremely loud younger brothers, a dad who encourages them, and two TVs blasting either Lifetime movies or baseball. In other words...I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!

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  • 618 weeks
    RATM: The Rebirth (Epic ain't it?)


    WAIT WHAT?!

    Yep, that's right! I'm going to continue my first story Rage Against the Memes! After re reading it last night, I suddenly had little flashes of how to continue with the story. So I'm going to!

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  • 619 weeks
    Gasp! Some actual writing by TheQwardvark?!

    Yeppers. I've decided to cancel my fic, Punch Drunk. Why? I don't know a dang thing about alcohol, which was the focus of the story. So instead of just chucking it and letting go to waste, I'm going to put the prologue/1st chapter thing in this here blog post. I'd appreciate it if anyone could tell me what they think of it, since I will be writing fics like this in the future. Thanks and enjoy

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Jun
3rd
2012

Tag Answer: Bronymaster · 2:41pm Jun 3rd, 2012

Bronymaster tagged me just before Knighty’s post. So I’m going to answer his tag but I’m not going to tag 11 more people. Welp here we go!

5 things about myself from my journal:

1. I hate, HATE, anything horror. I get scared very easily. Just say boo and I will flip out and run to the nearest exorcist. (Btw I come from a family of psychics...go figure). In fact it was because of horror that I became a brony. I joined the herd on Nightmare Night. I decided to give ponies a try in order to calm my nerves...don’t laugh.

2. I’m pretty darn tall. 6 feet 6 inches. And still growing. And developing a headache from doorframe injuries...moving on!

3. I am a major otaku. Favorite animes are Nichijou and Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei (two of the funniest anime of all time).

4. I don’t mean to brag but I’m a very good rhythm gamer. I am ranked the in the top 100 bassists in the world on Rock Band 3 and am among the top 300 guitarists.

5a. *whispers* I have a crush on Rarity.

5b. The real number 5 thing is that I love Latin! The language, the culture, the mythos, everything. I’m hoping to become a Latin professor at a northern college (I live in Florida. I hate the heat).


Time to answer Bronymaster’s questions:

1: Who's your least favorite pony?

Err...this in a tough decision if you mean the mane cast. Unfortunately if you do I’d have to say Rainbow Dash (braces self for imminent Rainnukes). Sorry, that was a really tough choice. If you mean ALL ponies then I’d have to say Diamond Tiara.

2: If there was one thing you could crossover MLP with, that hasn't already been crossed over (To your knowledge), what would it be?

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. Although it is dark comedy and a bit mature, I still think that a crossover of the two would be amazing.

3: Of the elements (and not the ponies that wield them) which element applies to you the most?
Oh gosh...um Kindness I think.

4: Who is your favorite shipping pair?

OctyScratch. ‘Nuff said.

5: If you had the chance to make one background pony canon (That isn't Ditzy/Derpy), which one would it be?

Doctor Whooves. Though I’m not an avid Doctor Who fan (I’ve seen a few episodes) I am an avid fan of BaldDumboRat and Keikoandgilly, the people who do the voices for the Doctor Whooves and Assistant series.

6: You get the chance to travel to Equestria and turn into any creature you want EXCEPT a form of pony. You also can't be a changeling. What do you become?

Another tough choice. Curse you Bronymaster! Well I have three equal choices: windigo, phoenix or a dragon.

7: Where do you think Fluttershy gets the meat to feed her carnivorous animals?

I’m just going to say it straight. The pigs from Sweet Apple Acres.

8: Could you give up meat if asked? Could you really?

I might be able to. If unlimited fettuccine alfredo was available then absolutely.

9: Coffee or Tea? Or neither?

Neither. Citrus juices (remember I’m from Florida).

10: Who is your ponysona, what do they look like, and what is their talent?

Arcane. Unicorn with brown-gray coat and dirty blond mane. Cutie mark is that of ancient runes. Talent is life magic (i.e. plants, healing).

11: Favorite fast food restaurant?

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

That was actually kinda fun....
Anyways that's it for now. Seeya!

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Comments ( 3 )

Yes, curses for my tough questions.

Good to see you joined in!

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I enjoyed it actually. Thanks for tagging me. I don't get why tagging has such a bad rep.

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I don't know either. Some people just bitchin about nothing, because they don't understand that they don't have to do it if they don't want to. That, and several people tagged Knighty and Poultron....a lot. That didn't help any.

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