oh, fun

so i'm pretty sick

throat is swollen, white spots, fever

so im gonna go get that taken care of

bai

Comments

[IrresponsibleCupid]

Bye! Hope you get better soon!

[ToixStory]

Get better soon, and take it easy!

[Walabio]

I am sorry to learn that you are sick and hope that you get better soon.

I am not a doctor and you should take this with a grain of salt, but it sounds like you might have StrepThroat. It is good that you take care of it because, if it is StrepThroat, it can potentially be serious:

I had StrepThroat, which got into my tonsils, leading to abscesses which had to be lanced and then I needed a Tonsillectomy. Abscesses in the tonsils, probably caused by StrepThroat, killed the first President of the United States of America, George Washington. Please do not hesitate to go to a doctor.

[MidnightDancer]

2206680 so did you just skim over the part of the post where i said 'im gonna get that taken care of'

also yeah i trust doctors, not random internet people that apparently pull comments out of their asses

[Walabio]

2206684

I did read that, it is just that it could have meant anything. For all I knew, you could have seen a homeopath.

¿Did you skip over the part where I said that I am not a doctor and that you should take everything write with a grain of salt? You are right to be wary about InterNetAdvise.

[MidnightDancer]

2206820 then don't bother commenting next time. You're unwelcome.

[Walabio]

2207188

Fine. I shall stop following you. Just remember that my only crime is being honest:

I commented that only dating has lots of fodder for crazy to put into a story. Then, while I was at it, I offered an algorithm allowing average mare to find stallions, without having to be SisterWife # 14 of a stallion who is a 9. The fact is, that if we form pairbonds, if an average mare wishes to have a mate, she should target average stallions. It is simple mathematics.

I am a bit upset that you treat me so mean for just being an Honest AppleJack, but I remind myself of friends who lost their whole families.

In a faithhealing family, a child got extremely ill. A member of the family gives the ultimatum to take the child to a doctor or else the family-member will call Social Services. The parents refused. Our hero contacted Social Services, thus saving the child, but now the whole now family shuns the hero.

Compared to being disowned by the entire extended family, not reading your new stories when they come out is nothing.

[MidnightDancer]

2207400 it's not "honesty" when you blame women for men's suicidal ideation and imply we should give out pity fucks because it's so unfaaaaair that women can choose to sleep with who they want

So yeah you can fuck right off, child.

[Walabio]

2207424

> “it’s not ”honesty“ when you blame women for men’s suicidal ideation and imply we should give out pity fucks because it’s so unfaaaaair that women can choose to sleep with who they want”

I never wrote that.

[Walabio]

2207444

Your foul abusive response (notice that I have been always civil and have not used foul language at all) got me so upset that I started to respond in kind, but caught myself and edited it down to a 1-sentence response. After a few hours to chillax, I return to your comment with a calm thorough response. I reply to my comment rather than editing my previous comment because I do not want the accusation that I changed my words:

> “it’s not ”honesty“ when you blame women for men’s suicidal ideation and imply we should give out pity fucks because it’s so unfaaaaair that women can choose to sleep with who they want”

I challenge you to reread my original post. I have not edited in over a day if at all. Sometimes, right after posting, I see an error and edit. I do not remember doing so, but I might. I certainly have not edited it since the first hour of posting. An admin can confirm this.

The first part is a basic statement that the internet provides many of examples of creepy ponies for your story about crazy InterNetPonies. This is not in dispute, so I shall not touch on it again.

Then, I through out some free advice for mares seeking stallions, which like all advice on the InterNet, one should take with a grain of salt:

> “so unfaaaaair that women can choose to sleep with who they want”

¿Where did I state that mare should not choose with whom they have sex? ¡Nowhere! I pointed out that average mares going after stallions with a rating of 9 in a world with approximately equal numbers of stallions and mares with the intention of forming monogamous pairbonds cannot work. This is so mathematically obvious that I shall not explain why.

I pointed out that the strategy of average mares seeking average stallions for monogamous pairbonds is a much better strategy because of the near 1-to-1 correspondence in numbers of average stallions and average mares. This is so mathematically obvious that I need not explain it.

> “it’s not ”honesty“ when you blame women for men’s suicidal ideation”

I am not certain what the misspelled word “ideation” is supposed to be, but I believe that I get your point.

My point is that if average mares seeking only stallions who are 9s would seek average stallions, it would cause a massive drop in societal depression and a massive increase in societal happiness because each mare finding a mate would increase her happiness and the happiness of the stallion too.

What upsets you about this is that I point out that lonely isolated ponies, whether stallions or mares, suffer higher rates of depression. The fact, is that reality is the way it is. Unless one is a Draconequus, wishing it to be otherwise does not work.

[MidnightDancer]

2208081 I don't care about someone's depression, and I'm not going to lower my standards and fuck someone I don't want to fuck in order to "make sure" they are happy

also, ideation is not spelled wrong, it is a mental health term. Feel free to do some actual research at some point

what I'm upset about is that you seem to think that people have a "right" to pussy. Protip: nobody has a right to anyone else's body.

[Walabio]

2208553

> “I don’t care about someone’s depression, and I’m not going to lower my standards and fuck someone I don’t want to fuck in order to ”make sure“ they are happy”

I never wrote that you or any other mare should give pity-bucks I do not like ponies putting words in my mouth. Let us take a step back:

¿Do you remember that saying about things being clearer after sleeping on them? After sleeping on your attacks against me, I awake with the thought that you might possibly maybe have the false impression that I believe that average mares are being deliberately malicious. I see the effects on average stallions of the group behavior of average mares as nothing more than an unforeseen consequence and only brought it up to show that if average mares would have reasonable expectations in mates, they could bring about a double increase in societal happiness because 2 individuals would not be lonely anymore. I shall give an example:

If CherryBerry does not buy a chocolatebar, a family of chocolate-farming donkeys in Zebrazaria will be 1 bit short on their mortgage and loose the farm. If she does buy the chocolate, she will go into a diabetic coma and die. ¿Did you notice the lack of both maleficence and beneficence in this scenario? It is all just unforeseen consequences.

> “also, ideation is not spelled wrong, it is a mental health term. Feel free to do some actual research at some point”

Sorry but when it did not spellcheck, I assumed that it was misspelled. You are right Assuming makes an ass of you and me, no offense to donkeys. It is a portmanteau of idea and generation and stands in for the compoundnoun ideageneration. I apologize.

> “what I’m upset about is that you seem to think that people have a ”right“ to pussy. Protip: nobody has a right to anyone else’s body.”

I never wrote that:

Sentient beings in Equestria, whether they are citizens or not or equine or not have the right to control their bodies. I wholeheartedly agree with this.