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shirotora


I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

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Jun
14th
2014

So Martial Arts Doesn't Work? · 4:07am Jun 14th, 2014

Tell that to the pimp, hahaha!

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Comments ( 8 )

Is it bad that I'm laughing at his misfortune? Because I am :rainbowlaugh: stupid pimp..... you were fighting a lost battle :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

2206025 Oh, no, it's perfectly fine to laugh at his misfortune. It's hilarious:rainbowwild:

heh, that was good. Sucks that I just woke up, though. I'm still mostly asleep.

I love this so much!

JUSTICE!

2206267 good, so I don't have to feel bad for him :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

While I wasn't there, and I don't know the entire situation, I think he swung too early. I understand preemptive strikes, but he should have waited for the pimp to swing first. If he's really that good the pimp wouldn't have connected and he (the martial artist) would've been on the right side of the law. As it is now, the pimp could theoretically charge the artist with assault and battery.

2207457 That's not true. He was defending someone who was incapable of defending themselves. There are laws to protect those people. Plus, what jury would convict him?

2207482 You have a point. I'm not saying that what he did was wrong, I'd have done something similar were I in the same situation, I was just pointing stuff out. TBH I kinda forgot about defense of others.

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