Preview of new story! · 3:45pm Jun 1st, 2012
The first couple chapters of my new tragic story Punch Drunk will be coming out in a few days!! Because I love teasers here's one of my own! Here is the beginning of the first chapter. Comments and questions will be greatly appreciated!
Hi there. Mom gave me you a couple minutes ago, but I am not sure what I should do with you. She said that you were a ‘journal’ and that I should write all about my life. She said that you would keep my memories safe. I don’t know how paper is supposed to protect something. I told Mom this and she said, “You’d be surprised what weak things can protect.”
I don’t know what she meant by that. Berry told Mom that was a load of horseapples and that you need to be strong in order to protect something. She then said that is why Dad left because Mom could not protect their marriage and Mom began to cry. I got really mad and I wanted to hurt Berry but I knew that I could not since Mom told me I had to get along with her. I watched as Berry yelled at Mom more and then she yelled at me and ran out of the house.
She probably went to go hang out with her friends again and get into more trouble and make Mom even more sad. She should stop doing that. Last week her and her friends got in huge trouble at school. I don’t know what they did exactly but I did hear what Mr. Slate (that’s Berry’s teacher) told Mom.
He said something about Berry and secks behind the school. I do not know what secks is but I think it is a game because the teacher said that she was doing it with one of her friends. She can't go to school for a few days. Tomorrow she can go back.
She also had to go see a doctor. I don’t know why she had to go see a doctor though. Maybe the reason that she got in trouble for playing secks is that ponies could get sick from it! That must be it. I’m glad she did not, Mom would not be happy and I would not be happy. I will tell her this when I see her again. I think she will feel better knowing that I care about her. Mom says that she is a good pony but she does bad things because she is really sad inside.
ALRIGHT
WOOT
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SO MUCH
This is deep. I love this but it begs the question, whos voice is this? Makes me what to bake french bread and flour glaze it to give it a crusty white...crust. And then stalk you and then when you least expect it, I will bake it in your oven and serve it with cream cheese....Aaaaannndddd ask you to finish this.
Can't wait!
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Don't worry it will all be explained.
By the way can I be served with jam instead? I can't stand cream cheese
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Sure thing!
But the jelly might have something in it tho...
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XD
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I really wanted to buy a tub of jelly myself. Tho what I really want and I hope Qwardy would too, is a 15kg jar of Nutella. And some jellies on the side of course.