AMAA (Ask Me Almost Anything) · 3:07am Jun 13th, 2014
Title should explain all this. This is one of those AMA blogs. Yeah, haven't done one of these in ages, but hey, why not. It's not like it'll kill me...
...This is gonna kill me isn't it? What are you guys going to ask?
Well, I might as well throw something out to you guys. There are some questions that I don't think I'm gonna answer. Not too many since I haven't done this in like.. what... 6 months, but I still think there are some things that I want to get out of the way:
*I'm not answering update specific questions (No, MLS is not cancelled, and yes, MSiaC is coming).
*Not answering favorite character questions nor least favorite (if you read my user page, that should be self explanatory).
*No favorite pairing questions (that's obvious to, though I will ask if I ship others).
*No, I won't pre-read or edit your story unless I know you (same for adding you on any social thing).
*Yes, I'm really black (none of you care of course, but why not just say that xp).
Other than that go nuts. Either ask me in the comments, pm me, or use the form I'm linking with this giant ass font. I prefer questions that you don't want others to know (incognito) to go here rather than my pm box, but whatever floats your boat. I'll answer around Saturday, or whenever I update Helping the Dweeb next. Whichever comes first (or simultaneously hopefully). So what are you waiting for. Ask me (almost) anything, hoard. Do it... please? Maybe? Eh whatever you want. I'll sit here and wait.
What's your preference? Coke or Pepsi?
Are sexual questions allowed?
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Are awkward answers accepted
(basically, yeah, shoot for it xp)
how you be?
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How big is your cock?
Top of Bottom?
D'you like em thick?(em meaning cocks, white women, women in general, etc)
You're actually black?
Our relationship has suddenly and inexplicably changed.
Could I ask why the dialogue in the Teenage Dragon story was so awkward compared to your other works? Because that was some really awkwardly-written dialogue, and the rest of your output seems fairly good, at least.
Are you like tar black? Or brown?
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If you're going to comment here, ask a question and not make a poem. This isn't a dump site for this :/
What is your favourite colour?
Your black
Don't worry I'm a black guy too 
It begins. Are you prepared?
1. The day is Friday, June 13 of the year of 2014. Using this information, how many times was Julius Caesar stabbed by a cheese grater?
2. If your favourite pony were Twilight, how much would it have changed your life?
3. Do you believe that if Rainbow Dash were to sonic rainboom over your house that the rainbow fallout would most likely make you a pony?
4. How are you today?
5. Spike is sitting next to you. What do?
6. Rarity suddenly appears while you do whatever you are doing with Spike. What do?
7. You then realize that you drank really old milk and are hallucinating. How many tears were shed on that day?
8. If you were Rarity, who would you kill first?
9. There are always two choices in life: yes or no. But if the third choice can't be neither, what else is there?
10. 2+2= ?
11. Do you really have a dragon soul within you? If so, let me hear you shout.
12. Ever gone hunting?
13. There are many things in this world that are a mystery to us all. What is the biggest mystery in the world to you?
14. How many question are you willing to answer? XP I guess I'll get my answer sometime soon.
15. What kind of story is your favourite to write?
16. Do failures define victories?
17. Is the struggle real?
18. Who is your favourite author, both on Fim Fic and in real life? If you cannot decide, throw out some names.
19. Mortal Combat or Street Fighter?
20. Did I answer your question?
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There is a reason why he knows how long a mile is.
what is your favorite book?
what is your favorite comic?
Who do you think Spike sees as his mother like figure?
what is your favoriteanime or manga?
What is your favorite fetish?
When are u going to update my son is a changeling
Where did you find that Spike drawing? I seriously can't find it anywhere else.