Welcome to my User Page! · 2:29am Jun 13th, 2014
Hello. You have found you're way to my User Page! Congratulations! Whether you saw some of the crap I've written and liked it, or you're wasting your time scrolling through random people's profiles, you are here. And you are reading this. You earn a cookie. Yay. Now go look at some guy who has a bio worth reading...now.
Oh, you're still here? Geez, what's so intriguing about this? Seriously. Go. NOW!