Finally... · 1:45am Jun 9th, 2014
LittleBoyBlue has done it!
It took him nearly TWO years, multiple avatars, and two f*cking name changes, but he's done it.
His first complete story!
*I go up to the podium, teary-eyed as I grab my imaginary award in front of an imaginary clapping audience*
Thank you! Thank you so much! First off, I'd like to thank YouTube! Without it, I wouldn't have found this place. Also, I wanna thank my pet chihuahua, Chloe, for enforcing the stereotype that Mexicans have pet chihuahuas. I thank you so much!
I also wanna thank Colt in the Moon. Riley, we've been far bud. You were one of my best friends. I just wanna meet you and shake your hand someday. I promise to use my left one.
*crowd is silent*
Heh heh, moving on. I wanna thank Spencer, a friend of mine. He is the one who made me realize how incredibly sane I am compared to a bajillion people on the internet.
Lastly, but not leastly, I wanna thank...my friend since my freshman year...Bob. You may have been a loaf of bread with a smiley taped on you, but you've always rooted for me. You've kept me off the streets and in my house, you made sure to give me something to eat whenever I was hungry, and most importantly, you brightened my day with your smile.
So Bob, I just wanna say...
*chokes up*
You the real MVP.
*somewhere in the audience, a loaf of bread with a smiley face wearing a suit and tie sheds a single solitary tear...then gets eaten by crows and Ben Stiller in his Tropic Thunder Panda outfit*
*audience cheers*
Thank you guys! Peace!
*exits stage*
Now, on to that date with Jennifer Lawrence...
Actually it was 2 name changes.
2188940 Wow. I forgot. Hold on
2188971 Indeed, hopefully our next project is just as big.
2189024 Yeah. The sequel will be maybe more chapters.
2189102 Hopefully. This story kind of blew me out.
2189115 You're welcome.