Zerotwo broke the curse! (Edit: Now it's Genbu who fixed that) · 4:25pm Jun 2nd, 2014
I am no longer stagnating at 548 followers!
Here's an Archangel with a kick-ass name:
Metatron
And some breezies...BREEZIES!
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I am no longer stagnating at 548 followers!
Here's an Archangel with a kick-ass name:
Metatron
And some breezies...BREEZIES!
o.o
congrats on the new follower
Freaking breezies. Freaking Psycho. Ugh.
>Unfollowed just to feed on your pain and fury
I remember Metatron. He's Lucifer's counterpart.
2168050 Wait, what?
2168058 You don't recognize Kabbalah? ...Dang...I at least studied that religion. Their(Christian) mythology was difficult to find, but can be very interesting.
2168063 I am Christian...
2168190 What. Uhm...I really shouldn't be commenting on your religious affiliations...but there's more than one (Christian) religious book. The bible isn't everything.
...Here's a link to Wiki...it's surprisingly accurate on matters branching religion and occult.
2168340 *shrugs* Unlike others, I'm very open on what people say on it, and I'm not stupid either. You don't have to worry about commenting on it around me. Heck, you could say that God is just a Santa Claus in the sky. It won't change what I believe in, and it will give me ideas for actual gods to annoy the fanatic atheists.
*sends pinkie for congrat hugs*
2168379 In that case...God is Satan. ...It's a euphemism, so don't get your knickers in a twist just yet. If god is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent: God is everything. Even Satan. (Though Satan is just a metaphor for change, personified by Lucifer, The Morning Star, which is a symbol of change.)
So basically if God exists by human standards, God is either a retard, or an emo. Constantly fighting against 'himself', and everything he represents...God is a teenager. A millennia old, wise as fuck teenager, but still a teenager.
2169034 Except Satan isn't God. Whoever came up with that is a moron. Lucifer was one of the "greatest" angels, but then God told angels to bow to Adam (which I think is BS. Angels shouldn't "serve" us), he refused and took other angels who thought the same to fight against God. He ultimately failed, and he and his angels were cast into hell, where they eventually became the demons we know now.
2170326 I see you don't disagree on the 'God is an angsty teenager' theory. Of course, the 'GOD IS SATAN' theory came from the words 'God is omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient'. It really isn't anything more than that. If God knew all, was everywhere, and was capable of all, he either knew about Satan's betrayal, or most particularly, ('Omnipresent'), he was Satan.
...So...strike one for me on the 'God is a teenager' theory.
2171392 If that's what you think. Also, he might "know all", but he won't "know what will happen". This would mean there exists no such thing as free will. What point would there be in creation if you knew everything that was going to happen anyways?
2171424 ...No idea. I've always thought 'knowing what will happen' would get confused with 'knowing what will possibly happen'. Of course, I'm not Christian, so...
Psychopath: 1
IkioStar: 1
Looks like we're tied...
2171487 I am Illogic.
Psycho: Infinity
Ikiostar: 1
2171588 Are you restricting yourself to the confines of this particular argument?
...Otherwise:
Psychopath: Infinity
IkioStar: Garflugumas
2171638
Psychopath: Potato
IkioStar:Garflugumas
2171680
Psychopath: Potato
IkioStar: Pizza
...That suddenly sounds delicious.
2171698
Psycho: Breezies
IkioStar: Pizza.
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
2178476
Psychopath: Breezies
IkioStar: Dragons
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!
2178744 Breezies are love. Breezies are life. Become a breezie.
2180163 Dragons are love. Dragons are life. Become a Dragon.
2181551 Become a breezie dragon.
2181565 Become Lord.
2181579 Breezie Lord?
2183191 Lord of Everything You Desire.
2184871 Breezie Lord it is.
2184892 Are you insured in the case of golf-club related violence? ...I am. Mmm....Pyscho-breezie...you look...fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/061/3/0/fabulous_horse_paris_by_luigipony-d5wp06e.png
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