What's the deal with me and getting ponies drunk? · 8:32pm May 23rd, 2014
I think I might have a problem. How do you even approach AA about that?
"Yes hello, my name is King of Beggars, and I have a problem: I love making cartoon ponies drink alcohol; it's just very funny to me. Why are you winos advancing on me?"
I even have another story in the works where severe alcoholism is a plot point (don't worry, it's humorous alcoholism, like the movie Arthur; not serious alcoholism, like my dad).
Anyway, for those of you who didn't notice, the sequel to Lies and Lyres came out very early this morning. Funny story, it failed first moderation because I stayed up all night and it was six AM when I submitted, so I forgot to switch the rating from Everyone to Teen. I ended up staying awake to make sure it passed the next one and boy did I pass out.
So what's next? I still have Tiger and Butterfly to work on, but I'm having some trouble with that. So I might just do a couple of silly things before I tackle that again. A few random comedies should shake the sillies out. I'm thinking something with Spike and Shining Armor having a brotherly weekend. I once made a joke about writing a story called Derpy Has Sex with Every Inanimate Object in Twilight Sparkle's Library (Except Spike) so maybe I'll do that in the style of an 80's titty comedy. Oh or a story where RD and Pinkie build a frat house atop the ashes of the old library!
PONY HOUUUUUUSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!! Triple Secret Probation!
Whatever stupid thing I end up doing, I hope you'll all join me for it. Enjoy Diamond is Unbreakable and have a nice weekend. I think I might have some lunch and go back to sleep.
Sounds good!
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King Of Beggars...would you happen to know the Duke Of Lies,who lives in Manehatten, Or The Queen Of Cake, who lives in Canterlot?