I am not an author. Someone make this a real story

As Twilight walked into Zecora's hut, she smelt a strong incense. However, this incense was different from what Zecora normally burned. It had a strong, skunky smell, and Twilight was beginning to grow dizzy.

"Zecora, what is with this incense, it's making me feel funny, " said Twi

Zecora responds "that is not incense, but a great herb that you smell. When it is burned, it makes ill folks feel well. Its name is Marijuana, but it goes by many a name; wacky tobacci, pot, bud, and Mary Jane. You can roll it like tobacco and smoke it, or you can load it into a bowl and Blaze it Faggot. As for me im not ill, but it is the 20th of April. For on this day it is ancient zebra tradition to take part in a great Marijuana inhalation."

Twilight replies "all it does is make me dizzy, what's so great about that?"

"what you are feeling is a contact high, don't get me wrong, but to know the true potency, you have to take a hit off this bong"

As zZecora rhymed, she finished packing the bowl and hoofed it to Twilight. Twilight gazed at the loaded bong with uncertainty, but also a sense of curiosity. Twilight thought of all the research she could do on the new herb, so why not start studying it's effects first hoof?
Wrapping a hoof around the bong, Twilight used magic to flick a Bic lighter, pressed her muzzle to the opening, and inhaled as the green bowl burned to black.
Zecora hadn't warned Twilight to take a small hit, so Twilight filled the chamber with thick, milky smoke. Twilight quickly pulls the carb, deeply inhaling the smoke only to immediately cough. She coughed hard, the hardest shes ever coughed in her life. Virgin lungs just took a monster hit.