Imma Dick. · 3:11am May 15th, 2014
Because I am a perverted bastard, here are some perverted pics. Note: No pictures are explicit. The author may not have much, but he still has some semblance of dignity.
This one is SO true. Ever wonder why us guys shift uncomfortably in our seats with a constipated look on our face? It's because they itch, and we can't scratch it.
TMI, dude. I did not need to know that.
2113698 Hey, I said they would be explicit and without much dignity, didn't I? Also, how did you like the rest of it?
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I don't particularly like Pokémon.
2114358 *face of horror* How... can you not like the Pokemans?
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They're against my religion. Don't ask.
2125986 I won't press... but the the thought running through my mind is, "WHAT THE FU- Brain.Exe has stopped working. Would you like to restart?"
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*sigh* That's what everyone is like... Just trust me. I wouldn't hate it for nothing.