Where have all the updates gone.

Where have all the stories gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the stories gone~ long long time ago~
Where have all the stories gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the stories gone~ gone to featured box everyone.

Where have all the features gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the features gone~ long long time ago~
Where have all the features gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the features gone~ gone to updates everyone.

Where have all the updates gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the updates gone~ long long time ago~
Where have all the updates gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the updates gone~ gone to hiatus everyone.

Where have all the hiatuses gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the hiatuses gone~ long long time ago~
Where have all the hiatuses gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the hiatuses gone~ gone to cancelled everyone.

Where have all the cancelleds gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the cancelleds gone~ long long time ago~
Where have all the cancelleds gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the cancelleds gone~ gone to new stories everyone.

Where have all the new stories gone~ long time passing~
Where have all the new stories gone~ long long time ago~
Where have all the new stories gone~ long time passing.

Sorry if I didn't get the lyrics set-up exactly right. Haven't heard the original in a while.