About Me

This reminds me of the memes I used to fill out on dA and Livejournal :-)
1. What is your first name: Jess

2. How old are you: 31

3. What country are you from: US of A

4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable: short, bleached blond hair, hazel eyes, about 5'2"

5. What do you wish you looked like: Hmm. Ansem from Kingdom Hearts. He looked pretty BA.

6. How did you come across My Little Pony: My girlfriend saw it on Netflix. She liked the MLP cartoon in the 80's, so she gave it a try. At first, I was like "Sniff, whatever. Why the heck are you watching that?" But she really liked it, so somewhere around episode 4 of season 1, I decided to give it a try. Then I made her go back so I could see the first three episodes.

The singing took longer to grow on me. XD One day, we were watching "Winter Wrap-Up," and I was like, wow, this song is really catchy >.>

7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why: Twilestia is Bestia. I dunno, I have a thing for student-teacher relationships.

8. What is your least favorite ship and why: I can dig any ship that's well explained. Dislestia. Because Discord.

9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP: Well, my gf got me into this mess <g>. I listen to brony music at work. One time, I had a picture I drew of Quicksilver on the counter, and a customer asked me if I was a brony. He had just seen the documentary on Netflix, and was actually really interested in the show!

I also shamelessly wear my pony shirts around town. Even people who don't know me know I'm a brony. XD

10. Were they a family member: I think my parents think I'm insane.

11. Favorite MLP Episode: Magical Mystery Cure, and not just because Princess Celestia sang >.> also, Lesson Zero, and It's About Time.

12. Who is your favorite superhero: Phoenix, Iron Man, and Hawkeye (Marvel FTW!)

13. Who is your favorite anti-hero: Everyone's favorite anti-hero: Wolverine.

14. Favorite supervillain: Magneto.

15. Favorite anti-villain? Gru

16. What was the last book you read: I'm thinking really hard about this. I've been buried deep in FIMfiction for the last few months. It might have been "Ender's Game." I can't remember if I finished a book since that one.

17. Last movie you watched: Frozen

18. What is your favorite song at the moment: "Beautiful Life" by Ace of Base

19. What song do you always come back to: "Spectrum" and "Cosmic Love" by Florence + The Machine, and "Hang With Me," "Indestructible," and "With Every Heartbeat" by Robyn

20. What is your current job: I'm a convenience store clerk. You know, like that movie with Kevin Smith. But not really.

21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future: Massage/Physical Therapist

22. What is your dream job: Writer or editor...or race car driver, if I'm really dreaming

23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement: Being with my girlfriend for 9 years, biking 18 miles to the VOC from Sedona and back.

24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure: My financial situation

25. Do you have any pets: I've always wanted a dog. u.u

26. What is your dream pet: A gecko

27. Do you own any weapons: nope.

28. Is there a gun you really want: Not really

29. What Religion are you: I don't really have a religion.

30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be: Ayn Rand. Love her or hate her, she had some great ideas.

31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be: Plato

32. Are you political: Sort of. Not really.

33. Are you married: No

34. Do you have a special sonepony: Yes

35. Have a crush on anyone: Yes

36. Care to explain: She and I are alike enough that we get along, and different enough that we don't get bored XD

37. Do you consider yourself attractive: I dunno if attractive is the word...

38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be: Claudia Black. I'd make her talk to me with her sexy, sexy voice.

39. Who is your favorite pony: Princess Celestia

40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share: No, not really.

41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s): The fic I'm currently writing: "In Service to the Princess."

42. Are you a virgin: No.

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about: Packing up my stuff and moving from Colorado to Sedona, AZ, jobless and homeless. (Turns out, that's a pretty common story around here )

44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about: I regret nothing!

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind: Um. Bukkake, and DP

46. Do you regret saying this fetish: I don't know how to feel.

47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories:

Four of Two by Arimake

Much Ahoof About Nothing by Butterscotch Sundae

The Princess Molestia Chronicles by Cloperella (that's the fic that got me into clop)

48. Favorite Quote: That which does not kill you makes you stronger.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

In order to know who you are, it's important to remember who you've been.

-Jadzia Dax

Remember, your focus is your reality.

-Qui-Gon Jin

Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

-Yoda

When all possibilities have been eliminated, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

-Sherlock Holmes

(I couldn't just pick one)

49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them: Never. I consider myself an empath, and I always consider how something I say would make someone feel, even online.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly: Yes