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Desert_Relic


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  • 602 weeks
    BAH!

    That is all.

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  • 624 weeks
    The smoke has cleared

    After much battling with my software and the conversion of .svg files here are the final options for our symbol


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  • 624 weeks
    Day 4

    Daring Do here this time.

    Relic would write but he's currently destroying everything as he had just finished the EQG symbol and the program crashed just be for her saved it.

    I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to sit in one place be fore he comes at me, or the computer for that matter.

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  • 625 weeks
    Morning of Day 2

    A/N I'm gunna play with the delivery for the first few posts, comment and let me know which you like best.


    "HAHA! I woke up on time, 6:30am bright and early time for supps and breaky!" declared the broad man known by some as Relic

    Soft snores come from the bed, followed by a snort in response to the Racket Relic made as he was talking to himself.

    "Oops."

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  • 625 weeks
    Day 1 with Daring-Do

    "Wake the Hoof Up! for Celestia's sake its 10:30!"

    "Wah! Ah shit! I was supposed to be up at six! Why didn't you wake me up sooner?!"

    "I was.... uhm... busy, yeah busy and I didn't notice the time."

    "You only just woke up too didn't you?"

    "Yeah...."

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May
25th
2012

Morning of Day 2 · 6:44pm May 25th, 2012

A/N I'm gunna play with the delivery for the first few posts, comment and let me know which you like best.


"HAHA! I woke up on time, 6:30am bright and early time for supps and breaky!" declared the broad man known by some as Relic

Soft snores come from the bed, followed by a snort in response to the Racket Relic made as he was talking to himself.

"Oops."

After creeping form the room and into the kitchen Relic drop the ninja act and instead dons the persona of a french chef.

"Hohnohn! Now is time for seh breakfast of Royalty, and pompous french assholes such as myself. Eggs and oatmeal!!!!"

Continue to mumble to himself in a terrible french accent, and laughing at his own stupid antics he prepares the meal.

As he does so he doesn't hear the noise and snickers coming from he dining room behind him. Not until The snickers become Straight guffaws at least.

"Wahahaha! What the heck are you doing? Talking to yourself again?" Daring asked between laughs

"That's how I channel my inner gourmet."

"Gourmet? your making eggs and oatmeal!"

"Psh, I'm totally a gourmet chef."

"Fine 'Chef Relic' would you please make me some waffles? I want something sticky and sweet."

"What Last night wasn't enough?"

A 5lb tub of protein nails Relic in the back of the head as he pulled the Waffle mix from the cabinet. His head then proceeded to imprint itself on the side of the box.

"Ow!" Relic yelps as he turns to glare at the Pegasus



"What?" Do asks sweetly.

"Nothing" he replies be fore grumbling to himself about somepony being lucky and cute.

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Comments ( 4 )

Well thats.... Interesting. images1.wikia.nocookie.net/callofduty4s/images/5/56/Cheerilee_pokerface.png
There is no need to be nice dear. Now, bro, I support your decision to try and write but uh... Will you be building on this? At all?
It was a tad bit short and didn't send a clear message. Are you explaining your relationship with her here or just messing around getting used to making things here? Oh, and high hoof for trying to be a team player! *raises hoof*
Okay. Sure, he finally got himself a blog. And... I think its a bit early to be saying he was a team player. *slowly lowers her hoof*
........
Sarcasm?
Eeyup.
See you're not the only one that knows how to teach.
At least I'm willing to learn.
What's that supposed to mean?
Well I simply.... images2.wikia.nocookie.net/callofduty4s/images/7/78/Cheerilee.png
Never mind. I think I got the point. Where were we?
Team player...
Oh yes! Hello sir, bro sir... Guy... Yeah. So. Random post. *clears throat*

135989Dude, bro you're a terrible troll.I've got 3 blogs and I explained what I am doing with this blog already.

You two really dont get along well do you.

meh it depends

136001
Meh. Just unobservant.
I told you you should fill yourself in on this situation.
But I'm tired. I dun wanna read these. Just... Being a terrible troll apparently. ^^'
You will never listen.
Eh, you know its better that way.
I don't know what you're talking about.
........
Anyway. I suppose I apologize. I dun wanna read though. Maybe later... The recruits were getting on my nerves...
I thought we had a plan for later.
Hush...
Eh. I didn't want to anyway.
Oh come on, I suppose this can wait. We can think about the teaching strategies then.
Dang. I really didn't want to.

That picture...oh God, my heart.

HNNNNNG

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