50 Questions? I got something better... · 6:53pm Apr 21st, 2014
So, I'm a little late to the party, but that's probably because school has put its toll on me and I've only recently been allowed to breathe. Naturally, this means that story progression is coming along rather slowly. I'm working on too much with such little motivation, so I've decided to not officially publish anything new until ALL(or most, most likely most) of my stories have reached a COMPLETED status.
That being said, The next chapter of the Watchmaker & Mailmare is almost done, as well as a chapter for Raging Star (What the hell is that one?)
Don't fret, I'll get to them, and I'll power through them. In the meantime, let's play a game:
50 Questions? Nah... that's too overrated. Plus, 50 is a lot. So, I'll cut it down to 20, and I'll do confessions instead of questions. What's the difference? There's no prompt, so I'm literally spilling my secrets out to ya'll. Consider this a... 95 Follower special, since that IS awesome. (Like seriously, I remember when I was freaking out over having 10 followers)
20 Confessions
1. I have to poop twice in the morning; once when I awake, and a second time after I finish my morning preparations.
2. I'm currently a undergraduate in school for Criminal justice, but would much rather be in Graphic Design.
3. I have an unnatural obsession with Dr. Pepper and had to go to an institution to receive help.
4. That previous one was a lie, except for the fact that I love Dr. Pepper.
5. I've never smoked or had a drink in my life, and don't plan on getting drunk if I ever choose to drink.
6. Writing my stories can be a chore sometimes.
7. Instead of writing, I've been playing tabletop RPs and watching Youtube videos.
8. I failed a class this semester because I was playing tabletop RPs and watching Youtube videos.
9. I really don't care about #8
10. I am Asian, so I should care about #8
11. I have to set dates for me to clop reasonably, or else I hurt myself.
12. I've never had sex before.
13. I probably won't ever have sex ever...
14. I regret telling you the above three.
15. I don't care because you'll never see my face.
16. I hate musicals, but fell in love with Frozen.
17. I don't read as often as I should, which would explain my subpar writing.
18. It took me 8 tries to get my driver's license.
19. If you haven't guessed, I am a guy. We all are, don't deny it.
20. I can cook well, clean the house, manage children, and pay bills, but I cannot play sports, lift heavy weights, and I don't like football or hunting or guns.
You see how open I am with all of you? Now, I'll accept your ridicule and taunts in precisely 350 words or less, with a critical analysis on why you thought it funny to point out me being human. Thank you!
You know, it's actually healthier to drink than not drink. Look it up, having a glass of red wine at dinner is good for you.
You might be closer to having to change #s 12 and 13 than you think,
2032044
Sure, but going out for the sake of getting drunk is idiotic IMO, and what I meant.
2032126
You would know, wouldn't you?
This is hilarious.
You can manage CHildren!?!?
Take Ken and Kira for a week please! They're so hyperactive!
"Frost Tarts, Frost Tarts!" Kira cheers.
"Chocolate!" Ken says.
"No Frost Tarts!" Kira says.
"Chocolate, it's better!" Ken retorts.
"Frost Tarts!"
"Chocolate!"
"Frost Tarts!"
"Chocolate!"
Oh God..
2032652
2032712
I said children, not savages
you're dumb and if i saw your face, i'd probably think it was dumber than mine...
I don't like to randomly throw insults around...
Critical Analysis:
In the blog post "50 Questions? I got something better...", Mondai Shunketsu discusses how confessing to certain things in a blog post is less overrated than answering questions before proceeding to do just that. This is ended with the author willing anyone who reads the blog post to taunt him and write a critical analysis of why they thought it funny to point out that the author is indeed a human.
The author forgets that by saying he will accept ridicule and taunts, that they are, in fact, no longer ridicule and taunts. In so doing, he has categorized all responses into being either constructive criticism as requested by the author or the reader's fault of not replying with the requested information. It is also stated that all negative criticism received is also worthless because of the fact that he is presumed to be human.
The latter statement can be interpreted in different ways. On one side of the issue, All known beings capable of typing a blog post on a personal computer are humans. Even though some monkeys have been tested using computing devices, they are, as of yet, unable to type coherent sentences in the fashion provided by Mondai Shenketsu. The other side of the issue is clearly stated by the majority of internet users who utilize access to the internet for more than social networking and admiring funny pictures and videos containing cats. They've stated that "No one on the internet is human".
By both adhering to the fact that no being who uses the internet is human and that the blog post should not be criticized because the writer is human, this blog post has done an unremarkable job at provoking insults. the basis for which the insults were to be received held no merit because it contradicts itself.
350 words by TextPad's count, including these words, and i've never written a critical analysis in college, sorry for the quality.
2034907
If I was a professor, I'd give you an A.
In high school? Or surely you've written one before. The last statement was a joke, primarily directed towards my few followers who actually take the time to reply to my blogs. This was good, though. Well done.
2035024 i can't even say i've ever heard of "critical analysis" being a style of written research. can't tell if your "confessions" are serious or meant to be for fun, though...
commenting on blog posts or stories really isn't my thing anyways, but i drop by and try to leave something snarky, smarmy, or funny on blog posts which are particularly interesting or have no other comments, so i'm glad you enjoyed it.
have a good day, sir.