How to break your non-Brony Portugese friend. · 12:56am Apr 21st, 2014

Whelp, I'll let the conversation on Steam do the talking. (I'm DAKOTA if you couldn't tell.)

DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): gonna do some shit while i wait
DAKOTA567: k
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): gimme idea
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): wait
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): porn
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): of course
DAKOTA567: Pony porn? XD
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): thank you ur a genius
DAKOTA567: lol
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): now im curious
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): about dat
DAKOTA567: Well, you said porn already and pony kinda sounds similar so I used that
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): well...
DAKOTA567: Well, this is your doing :P
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): im just curious
DAKOTA567: Curious about what?
DAKOTA567: Pony porn?
DAKOTA567: Dude.
DAKOTA567: No.
DAKOTA567: Just.
DAKOTA567: No.
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): ho....ly......shhii..t
DAKOTA567: What have you done?
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): what the friking fuck
DAKOTA567: What did you do?
DAKOTA567: You didn't look it up did you?
DAKOTA567: Did you!?
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): dude put me in the asylum
DAKOTA567: Oh god man.
DAKOTA567: Okay
DAKOTA567: Here, distract yourself with this\
DAKOTA567: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l70_stPTuok&feature=player_embedded
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): i got a bonner WWHAT THE FUCK I GOT CORRUPTED KKIILLLL ME NOW
DAKOTA567: XD
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): REALLY
DAKOTA567: I told you not to do it man\
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): KILL ME
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): NNOOWW!!!!!!!
DAKOTA567: Now you've been corrupted by darkness
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): nice music
DAKOTA567: lol
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): it saved me
DAKOTA567: So did you really look up pony porn?
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): yup and i must say
DAKOTA567: ...
DAKOTA567: Why?
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN
DAKOTA567: What on Earth possed you to do such a thing?
DAKOTA567: XD
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): OH THE DARKNESS
DAKOTA567: But now I have to do one thing
DAKOTA567: ...
DAKOTA567: Ask one question
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): KILL ME
DAKOTA567: ...how was it like?
DAKOTA567: XD
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): dude i dont even know what to say
DAKOTA567: lol
DAKOTA567: Was it an image search?
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): no web search and then image
DAKOTA567: Both? Gah you poor poor soul
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): kill me
DAKOTA567: Was it ponies or cartoons?
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): may my act be consider
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): cartoons
DAKOTA567: lol
DAKOTA567: I think I know what you saw
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): as an act of treason
DAKOTA567: You'll have to cut off your balls
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): NIO
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): NO NO NO
DAKOTA567: lol
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): i want to have kids
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): biological kids
DAKOTA567: Fine, only one ball
DAKOTA567: The left testie
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): thats ok
DAKOTA567: And, rape by ponies
DAKOTA567: http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/177/4/a/octavia_by_nero_narmeril-d6apyo9.png
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): dat raping look
DAKOTA567: Dat rape face
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): i can see the serie agin yay
DAKOTA567: lol
DAKOTA567: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): for my death i already choose my music
DAKOTA567: lol
DAKOTA567: This isn't death music
DAKOTA567: This is Classical
DAKOTA567: One does not simply deny Classical
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): k then
DAKOTA567: lol
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6H1AjTRU3A
DAKOTA567: Your death song
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): yup
DAKOTA567: 'Tis Scottish
DAKOTA567: :P
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): salute me while the music is up
DAKOTA567: *Salutes*
DAKOTA567: To Sniper, he lived honourably and had a good life, but alas, he made a mistake, and was raped to death by ponies.
DAKOTA567: XD
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): nice speach
DAKOTA567: lol