Really Sorry · 4:01am Apr 17th, 2014
For the latest chapter of Celestia Uses An Online Dating Website, it had to be split up into two parts. My last blog concerning this I mentioned I wouldn't do this, but unforeseen circumstances have metaphorically and literally kicked me in the nuts. With 12 hour work days and a recent power outage (GODDAMN YOU FLORIDA WEATHER!) I have not been able to finish the entire chapter in its entirety, and for that, I am sorry. Though for the Monday update, the second part will be finished, along with the side fic as well. If you all could find it in your hearts or other internal organs to forgive me, I promise to give an awesome chapter and side story of untold epicness for your reading pleasure! Now, for the sidefic, which art do you think would be best for the cover?
And yes, in the sidefic, he will have his body before getting mummified. Because that's more fun!
Jesus in power armor.... dating a horse with wings....
THIS IS AWESOME!
Also, where the hell do you live in Florida? I didn't have any power outages today...
I think the one third from the bottom is the best looking and best formatted to be used as art.
2017733 Florida sucks. It is way too bloody hot here!
2017733
Yay, another Floridian!
Daytona Beach myself. Thunderstorms were a bitch yesterday.
you made me jizz all over the keyboard, with those images...
2017742
Nice, St. Petersburg myself. The storms weren't that bad here, but the Lightning still suck.
The bottom one, it suits the art style of FIM perfectly.
And you are forgiven.
I think my liver and colon can forgive you
But hmm all those pictures are pretty awesome...Cannot decide does not compute!
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^This one would be cool with a title card or something on the left. Maybe throw Celestia in there.
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^This one has a cool "I like skulls. Shall I add yours?" vibe.
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^This one is just really epic and cool. It might be a little tall for cover art though, imo.
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^This is the most peaceful looking of the ones I liked, so that could be good if you're going for that. If you could find a wider version, it would be better I think, cause it would show more of that armor.
2017733 I thought it was supposed to be The Emperor of Mankind?
And to answer your question Bob, I think all of them are badass, but the last one fits kinda more.
2017790
That was sarcasm....
2017808 1. I seriously don't think that was sarcasm at all. What exactly were you being sarcastic about?
2. If there was sarcasm somewhere, the internet loves to hide that shit and forces the user to put more effort into making it obvious. Basically, darn interwebs.
3. Darn internets. Making me appear foolish.
2017816
1. The joke is that the Emperor is Jesus because he is drawn with many of the same features as Jesus in his depictions.
2. I play Grey Knights, so I know who he is.
3. This is an Internet site about cartoon pony fanfictions. Is it meant to be taken seriously?
2017832 1. I haven't played much Warhammer so I don't really know who to compare him with in regards to depictions.
2. Only games I've played are Space Marine and ten minutes of Dawn of War after an hour of not getting Dawn of War II to work.
3. I told my die hard Warhammer enthusiast friend about this fic. He had no words.
Wait, hold the phone...
You live in Florida? With me? Small world..
I like them all, as the Emperor's visage can be nothing but acceptable. However, I believe #2 is the best choice.
My heart forgives you, my spleen does not. My liver and kidneys are still out to lunch, and are unavailable for comment.
The last one, by Aerion the Faithful
the first one
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Number 7, I think. There's a nice juxtaposition of Emps posing menacingly with a molten sword versus him on a date with sunhorse.
Oooooohhhhh... shiny...
I really have no idea which is best, they're all so... epic.
And because I am going to keep asking until it works, can we Please have a Sleipnir chapter?
2018379
In time, my child.
Still gotta do a date with his daddy... mommy... whatever.
2017742
Gotta love Florida. 90 F one day, 65 F the next, thunderstorms to dry as a bone.
2017733
2017741
More Floridians?!
2018713 Not originally. I am from Ohio. I currently reside in Gainesville.
2018719 Ah, okay. One of my friends is from Ohio too, coincidentally enough.
2018730 What part?
2018713
We are everywhere...
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It's all good.
2018393
You mean... it's on the list?
Thank you. I have an image of some wonderful irony: what if the horse is the most cultured, polite, and well-adjusted of all the Aesir? Y'know, him being all chivalrous and having everything Celestia is looking for, except work keeps him away almost all the time, so he tells her to consider him as a romantic interest only once all other leads have been tried.
Maybe do that one when she's getting really depressed about the whole thing, to remind her (and fluff-loving readers) that there is at LEAST one catch out there for her.
2020678
I've always wanted to do a longer term type of story for Sleipnir, one of these days.
2021466
I know, right? He just seems like such a perfect fit for the MLP universe. Maybe you can use this as an introduction to the character? Reference it in a later story as him being courting Celestia?
2021474
Perhaps in a side story, or I could just offshoot into a story not dealing with the dating website. I dunno, still gotta make plans.
2021480
Either way, I have waited for a long time to see a Sleipnir story worth reading. I really hope you intend to do something with him.
Why not fucking cultist or her guardian? fuck the empora
*Warhammer Circlejerking*