Two drafts done · 7:36pm Apr 15th, 2014
Oh, hey there. What'cha doing on my blog?
Did you come here for just little old me? Aww, shucks. You shouldn't have. I'm just some long forgotten fanfictioner from the days of the first season of the show.
Did you hear it was my birthday?! Maybe that's why you're here! Did you bring me cake? Ice cream? PRREEEEESSSEEEEENTS!
We'll have the best birthday ever!
That's not it?
Then why?
A note? This note here? Forgot I wrote that.
Now, let's see here... It says: "Completed the first draft of the next two chapters. I'll be working on revising them this week, but it's a lot of words to go through, so it might be awhile. Expect a Friday release. This Friday? Probably not. I don't have a first clue where any of my prereaders/beta-readers are, and I'm sure they'll need time to read it after I revise. Next Friday? Maaaaaaybe. If things go well, then the next Friday. And I'll release chapter 2 the Friday after that. Hopefully, that'll buy me two weeks as I get ready for the exciting conclusion before a hopefully short hiatus. See you all then!"
Ooops! So much for that note!
Thanks for stopping by!
Now, get out of my house!
Who resurrected your corpse?
Glad to have you (somewhat) back!
Oh, and uh... happy birthday?!
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It's best if we don't bring up Ootivictus, Lord of Scourge. If I say his name three times, the threads of my hideous animation will fray and my mind will become open to the Portals That Lie Beyond, where I'll be consumed by the Unknowledge.
Well, two more times now.
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If you say what now three times?
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Ootivict--DAMNIT!
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But you're not saying it, you're typing it...
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Speak up, I can't hear you!
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NOT THIS TIME, MOTHERDUCKLING!
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Oo--I mean, Mr. Scourgey isn't much one for the letter of the law.
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I still don't know whose name that is. What are you saying?
Waitwaitwaitwait, wait, wait... wait. Wait.
How the heck are you staying on that cloud?
My pixels are ready.
Soooo, Have you ever heard about this pony named Lyra?
hi hi
Alright, I'm leaving. Happy birthday though! I baked you a cake, but somepony eated it.
(cake picture courtesy of ric-m)
But I like your house.
~yay
I'm open today and tomorrow, if you want me to do an editing sweep.
If you were resurrected recently, and your living in some kind of house, I don't suppose I could borrow the casket you were dead in?
Well then, happy birthday ^^ Let the new chapters come when they do, I shall read them.
And I broke a vase before you threw me out, sorry.
Damn... Been a while.
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Old Easter egg from days or yore. I assume Lyra also knows the spell for cloudwalking.
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i.imgur.com/KrU1tNs.jpg
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I can't be mad at Luna!
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Your avatar + comment = perfect.
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It's not ready. I am still doing my own sweeps of it.
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Casket? I had a burial at sea. Well, presumably sea. When the ship exploded, it was estimated I landed all over the pacific, Indian, and Arctic ocean, along with the rest of my pirate crew. Turns out those weren't warning shots.
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My father's ashes! What? No. He's not dead. That's where he puts his cigarettes.
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Okie dokie. Looking forward to the new chapters!
Happy belated birthday, or on-time, very merry unbirthday, as your case may be, to Lyra... or Sly... or both. I daresay I am confounded by these jiffs the utmost smidgen.
Happy belated birthday. Also, I could help you with your problem of missing beta readers. I tend to have time and am generally good at catching mistakes, grammar or not. My Critical Eye™ sees all.
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But does it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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Yes. Yes it does.
I don't comment much on these things but I'm glad to see that you're finally getting back to work on Paradise. To this day it's still my favorite Celestia/Luna origin story and still one of the best fics I've had the pleasure of reading. I eagerly await the new chapters.
Also happy birthday to you!