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  • 448 weeks
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  • 453 weeks
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Apr
15th
2014

So Yeah, About That God Emperor Date... · 1:18am Apr 15th, 2014

For those of you following Celestia Uses An Online Dating Website, the new chapter for today was supposed to include the God Emperor himself as her next date. Now, I won't spoil it, but it was gonna be a pretty long chapter (at least in comparison to this story), which leads to a oneshot sidefic of sorts for both Celestia and the God Emperor with a link in that chapter's author notes. However, the sidefic is still not complete, along with the chapter itself, which is half done. Yay for procrastination!

Anywhores, here's the question. Do you want Part 1 of the chapter posted tonight and then Part 2 with a link to the sidefic on Thursday, or a guest chapter for tonight with the full chapter and sidefic on Thursday? Decide away!

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Anywhores, here's the question.

Anywhores? Do any whores here have an opinion XD

Don't split up chapter is my opinion.

Do whatever your heart desires, you little spongy bastard you. :raritywink::heart:

~The lizardman has spoken

I say upload a guest chapter

Splitting up the chapters would be heresy. You're not a heretic, are you?

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Guest chapter tonight, God Emperor in all his full chaptery glory thurasday

yes yes i was waiting for this to happen!!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Full thing on Thursday. Splitting would be heresy.

Splitting it up would be HERESY! And HERESY is strictly forbidden.
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I wonder how that would even work. Isn't the God Emperor mostly-dead, attached to a mystic throne that barely sustains his life through absorbing the souls of the righteous?

Why's everybody so against having a two part chapter? Splitting chapters is just so much FUN don't you agree bob? yeah, you agree.

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Hey now, that's no different than the typical internet user. Mostly-dead, attached to a wobbly chair that barely sustains their weight as they devour the snacks of the fat foods. :raritywink:

Only difference is that ol' God Emperor still knows how to get some! :rainbowlaugh:

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He's not being lazy or anything. He maintains the Astronomicon, the vast pshycic beacon which is the keystone of FTL travel, he also does constant battle with the Dark Gods and their legions, and he also protects the various psykers of his realm. The whole 1000 souls of 1000 unlucky sods every single day is just... side effects of being an undead corpse in untold agonies unable to do anything as your empire crumbles and becomes the exact opposite of what you wanted to create.

Full thing on Thursday. The Codex Astartes does not permit the glory of the Emprah to be so divided.

full thing or i'll purge you in Promethium :pinkiecrazy:

Wait and post the whole thing at once.

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