In Soviet Russia, the Bandwagon Jumps on YOU · 3:14pm Apr 14th, 2014
1. What is your first name: Gabrielle
2. How old are you: 13
3. What country are you from: Canada
4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable: Aww hell naw! But I do have brown hair and blue/green eyes.
5. What do you wish you looked like: umm... a slightly altered me?
6. How did you come across My Little Pony: I was curious...
7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why: I actually don't ship... is that bad? Should I ship Fluttermac or something? All I know is that I don't like SoarDash.
8. What is your least favorite ship and why: (see above)
9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP: Basically everyone I know... I even converted eight people or more.
10. Were they a family member: (see above)
11. Favorite MLP Episode: Woah... there's too many! I liked all the season finale ones, as well as a few to kick of seasons (ie. Discord, Chrysalis, all that jazz)
12. Who is your favorite superhero: Hrmmm... Batman?
13. Who is your favorite anti-hero: ... is that a villain? Or just someone that hates heroes? I don't have one, really.
14. Favorite supervillain: I enjoy quite a few of the Batman villains. I like the Joker and Poison Ivy.
15. Favorite anti-villain?: Aren't most people anti-villain?
16. What was the last book you read: A Red Herring Without Mustard. (mystery book)
17. Last movie you watched: one of those terrible 90s Batman movies... the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger playing Mr. Freeze. Dang, that was bad.
18. What is your favorite song at the moment: Anything by Mother Mother.
19. What song do you always come back to: (see above)
20. What is your current job: lazy student freeloader?
21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future: I'd like to become a teacher who writes in her spare time.
22. What is your dream job: (see above)
23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement: Oh, wow. Umm.... befriend and help out someone severely depressed?
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure: Let's not dwell on that.
25. Do you have any pets: Four dogs and two cats. (in different houses)
26. What is your dream pet: An owl or wolf, any forest animal that could tear off my face but somehow magically wouldn't this time around.
27. Do you own any weapons:
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Noooo...
28. Is there a gun you really want: Pfft. No.
29. What Religion are you: Christian, but I like to think I'm pretty open-minded. I respect all beliefs unless you believe in killing people.
30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be: I'd want to see if Napoleon was really so short. I hear the french unit of measurement is larger than the english one, so it sounded as though he was short when he was really quite tall.
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be: My grandfather, he died a few weeks before we were supposed to go see a movie together and hang out for the very first time.
32. Are you political: Politics can go burn.
33. Are you married: Yes, obviously. (no!)
34. Do you have a special somepony: I do indeed! 
Long-distance relationships suck though.
35. Have a crush on anyone: (see above)
36. Care to explain: Explain what?
37. Do you consider yourself attractive: I'm pretty good, actually. Not perfect, but no one is.
38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be: My boyfriend!
39. Who is your favorite pony: I love all the ponies, especially Fluttershy.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share: Why would I do that?
41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s): Words From Our Hearts, my only story to get featured and over a hundred likes so far.
42. Are you a virgin: I should hope so!
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about: I'm too lazy, but...
44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about: Never regret ever.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind: Do I? I'm not sure.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish: Uhh, no?
47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories: The Secret Life of Rarity
48. Favorite Quote: Don't have one, really.
49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them: Nope!
50. Did you answer these questions honestly: Yes.
I know what you look like
An anti-villain is a protagonist who pretty much does what suits them best in a given situation, without any moral obligations swaying them. They're not technically a good guy, but they're not technically a bad guy either. Punisher, from the marvel comics, or Joel from The Last of Us are good examples of anti-heroes.
*spams the X button* Doubt, doubt!, DOUBT!!, DOUBT!!!
I like how the way you worded that makes it sound like you're unsure whether you're a virgin or not.
If you answer no to this, you're lying. Everybody has at least one fetish. You obviously just don't know what your fetishes are yet.
Not even dese guns?
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You are the kind of Christian I like. I can't stand the religious types who shove their beliefs down other's throats and disown them until they "see da lite!"
Also, long time no see, Viola.
2009248 Yay!
2009264 Okay, that's one thing I regret. Ah well, at least you were nice about it. I will never put up hoots ever again! People will just put hitler 'staches on me anyways.
Oooh. That makes much more sense for the anti-hero thing. Thanks!
Hehe. I actually don't though. I don't need them. I killed a man with this thumb.
And yes, that's what I meant. I bet I do, I just haven't found it yet.
Not even those guns...
I know right? Those people aren't real Christians. Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you're an angel, act like one and you're good in my books. Even if you don't share my faith, but you're kind and all that jazz... I respect that.
Yeah, I should post more blogs. I quit that crazy group a while back for some reason I can't remember... Hmm....
2009559
I think I probably still have the hitler-stache photo. I don't think I ever got round to deleting them >_>
No problemo
Technically, your body counts as a weapon.
After all, we have no idea what happens while we sleep do we?.......I'll just shut up before this goes somewhere neither of us want it to go.
One day, when you're either older or feel you're ready, you must give me a holler and we'll peruse the internet together, in search of your fetishes.
:c y not those guns?
trust me, if you saw what I was like away from your under-aged presense, you wouldn't think I was an angel.
You should rejoin the group. We've expanded our enterprises and hired some more women, so you won't be alone. And one of them is 16 so you won't be the only underaged one either.
Wait a minute.... your thirteen. Why does that surprise me I honestly don't know why
and like the mighty onion a few further layers of gabby are peeled.
a most informative look into the awesomest person on this site.
Canada, fuck yes.
DID SOMEOИE SAID ABOUT MY GREAT MOTHERLAИD SOVIET ЯUSSIA??? CUZ I HEARD SOMEOИE SAID ABOUT SOVIET ЯUSSIA!
Well, that was kinda uninformative, but interesting.
2009590 Ah, the Hitler 'stache lives on.
Your body is a wonderlaaaand.
Nope. Nope. I'm sorry.
Sounds like an adventure! Yay!
becuz i can
Meh. I really don't care as long as you aren't a jerk. If you're slightly inappropriate, but nice about it, you're fine.
I shall reconsider.
2009684 *shrugs* You're not the first person to be shocked.
2009757 What am I, an ogre?
Just kidding! And aww, I'm not the awesomest.
2009808 aww yiss
2009947 Really? I'm not generally interesting...
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t'will be a marvelous adventure. You and me, wandering the eternal planes of the internet. Searching for that which turns you on.
2010343 you is cool viola
2010343
No, you are. Chatting with you is fun, so don't try to convice me.
2010780 At least I've ruled out YIFF.
2010797 Thank you!
2012167
You sure?
2013363 k, so furry porn is out of the question then.
we've narrowed it down to just 10,999,999,999 fetishes to choose from
2013374 That's quite the list. How many fetishes are there?
2013717
many.
2013798 This will be a looooong journey.
2013993
Indeed it will. But it is one you must undertake in order to ascend into Internet Womanhood.
When you are ready, let me know and we shall begin it.