I bought this really cute skirt yesterday, and I’m really eager to wear it, but I’m scared that if I wear a short skirt out in public, I will provoke a rapist to come and attack me. This overwhelming fear has preventing me from going outside in my new skirt. Our society has come to the point where girls are afraid to wear their own clothing and express themselves in public because if they
"thank god that's over with let's go to Taco Bell"
MY. SIDES.
2005302 Shock therapy may be necessary to finish
2005310 ACTIVATE GERMAN HAND PEDAL
2005316 INFLATE THE CIRCUS CLOWNS
2005317 OK WHO ATE THE RESIN
this is GOLD, saved hard
2005321 remove cattle from stage
THIS IS AMAZING
2005337 i want this at my funeral
2005338 You should. It's brilliant.
Like you.WOAH. Woah. No. No brain. Bad. Bad. Go to your room. Now. You just made everything weird and awkward.
2005353 *flips hair*
Weird and awkward?
Like you.I am so sorry.
2005359 *rubs fingers through hair* *chuckles*
Why thank you. I take pride in my weirdness.
On occasion.
2005373 img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130810134826/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/5/5a/Indeed.gif
This is glorious.
2005338
Seconded. Holy shit this is amazing.
2005855 Players may not fly above the audience during performance
2006509
Re-coat all the pinatas with marmalade until most of the ox-drivers have discovered the tube of anti-matter won't fit into some Barbie dolls
Lol, whut
The little bit that says "This is actually unplayable" was my favorite part for some reason
2277691 "play with passionfruit"