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NarwhalUnicorn


j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

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  • 518 weeks
    Ugh

    I bought this really cute skirt yesterday, and I’m really eager to wear it, but I’m scared that if I wear a short skirt out in public, I will provoke a rapist to come and attack me. This overwhelming fear has preventing me from going outside in my new skirt. Our society has come to the point where girls are afraid to wear their own clothing and express themselves in public because if they

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  • 520 weeks
    TenRose

    At least our tears help sail the ship.

    10 comments · 458 views
  • 520 weeks
    DW

    DOCTOR WHO.

    I started watching four days ago. I'm already way into season four.

    BEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE!!!

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  • 524 weeks
    THAT FINALE THOUGH

    WOW.

    14 comments · 443 views
  • 525 weeks
    LITTLE KIDS THOUGH

    LITTLE KIDS ARE ADORABLE

    FACT.





    im going to cry..


    IMAGINE ONE HUNDRED SECOND GRADERS SINGING YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE. I GOING TO CRY

    IMAGINE ONE HUNDRED KINDERGARTENERS SINGING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE (GREEN DAY). FREAKING ADORABLE IM GOING TO CRY SAVE MY SOUL.

    AND THEN A BUNCH OF FIRST GRADERS ACTING OUT THE GIVING TREE.

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Apr
13th
2014

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Comments ( 19 )

"thank god that's over with let's go to Taco Bell"

MY. SIDES.:rainbowlaugh:

2005302 Shock therapy may be necessary to finish

2005310 ACTIVATE GERMAN HAND PEDAL

2005316 INFLATE THE CIRCUS CLOWNS

2005317 OK WHO ATE THE RESIN

this is GOLD, saved hard :rainbowlaugh:

2005321 remove cattle from stage

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: THIS IS AMAZING

2005337 i want this at my funeral

2005338 You should. It's brilliant.

Like you.

WOAH. Woah. No. No brain. Bad. Bad. Go to your room. Now. You just made everything weird and awkward.

2005353 *flips hair*

Weird and awkward?

Like you.


I am so sorry.

2005359 *rubs fingers through hair* *chuckles*

Why thank you. I take pride in my weirdness.

On occasion.

This is glorious.

2005338
Seconded. Holy shit this is amazing.

2005855 Players may not fly above the audience during performance

2006509
Re-coat all the pinatas with marmalade until most of the ox-drivers have discovered the tube of anti-matter won't fit into some Barbie dolls

Lol, whut

The little bit that says "This is actually unplayable" was my favorite part for some reason :rainbowlaugh:

2277691 "play with passionfruit"

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