Welp, Here We Go. · 8:21pm Apr 12th, 2014
I can comfortably say that I never expected the kind of attention that Meet the Friends managed to garner, contest winner or not. I'm going to go with the explanation that Tchernobog's blog post and Conicer's artwork were what caused it to get the attention it did.
So, hello there, new watchers. I'm Drunken Logic (at least on here). I drink and write horse words, among other things.
I have no idea what silly mental processes led you to think watching me was a good idea, but I will not question them. I just will point out to you that my muse is more schizophrenic than the flight path of a drunken housefly, so don't expect any level of consistency or sense from me. Making sense is boring.
Now, to answer a few important questions right off the bat:
Will I write more horse words? Yes.
Will there be a sequel to MTF? Probably. I have an idea for one.
Will there be more delicious AppleDashLight? Almost definitely, considering I am an absolute sucker for polyamory fics.
Will I ever write a human fic? One. Right now I'm just tormenting Tchernobog with its potential existence, though. And I'd have to spend significant time and energy making sure it doesn't suck by default, so don't expect it in any sort of reasonable timeframe. Pony-only words is easier.
Self-Insert? Fuck no. My entry into Equestria would consist of two steps. Step 1? Enter. Step 2? FIRE.
Any further questions can be directed to my comments section, which I will do my best to answer in a timely manner, unless I forget.
I do hope you enjoy my stories, though.
I was here first. That makes all of you my minions.
Just FYI.
I freely admit the blog post and artwork are what pulled me in.
(Though really any artwork from Conicer would have done the trick)
But I stayed for the writing. You did a fine job with that, and the whole thing with Fluttershy was just glorious. Keep writing horse-words, it's quite clear you won that contest on your own merits.
Polyamory relationships are complicated. Good on ya! Eventually I'll try to write one, but I'm not sure I'll do it justice. It'll be complicated and stuff. ~_~
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Your lust for power has been noted and shall be rewarded.
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Your honesty is appreciated. I shall do my best to live up to such expectations, though I'll probably just end up writing about horsecocks instead because drunk me finds it funny.
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Complicated, yes, but also faaaaar more interesting.
2004073 Excellent. Excellent.
I like to watch new and unknown authors with potential take off and
cry myself to sleep because I'm not one of themread amazing horsewords. And your horsewords were pretty amazing.2004073
I would love to see someone try to pull off a fic of all the mane six in the same relationship.
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I have no money to give you, your compliments will buy you nothing but my embarrassment.
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I have had long, long arguments with bats over whether that is doable without it sucking.
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I'm not entirely convinced it is either. I've thought of how to make it work, and the best story idea I could get out of it is a short-lived relationship that collapses into three pairs or two trios or something like that, producing either a comedy or errors or a stressful balancing act for our heroines or both.