*Sigh*

Well...

BronyWriter Inc™ would like to apologize for the contents of this blog post. The various writers who are forced at gunpoint to ghostwrite for the guy who some of you will see at BABSCon and Everfree Northwest who takes all of the credit for everything... well, he's holding them all at gunpoint.

Comments

[DoktorK3]

Oh come man, it's not so bad.

[playnwin]

I saw that when it first appeared. I assumed it was a joke. But... that's so meta, but it's perfect! Good job, as always. Even while being harassed for your name.

[Officer Hotpants]

Huh. So you're...

[Xzaves]

That's a stupid petition...

[playnwin]

That's what this reminded me of. This is Alan Wake, but with ponies.

[BronyWriter]

2002579 Yes, well, it was all a sarcastic joke.

[Xzaves]

2002581 oh, I thought it was a serious thing.
I was getting all mad and stuff too

[BronyWriter]

2002591 Nope. Not serious at all.

[Rootbeer Dew]

Wow, couldn't tell whether that was serious or not.

[ReFro]

2002591 You can thank me for starting this whole thing

[Pickleless]

How's it feel to write a fanfic where you're murdered by Rarity?

[oo]

2002579 fuk u m8

[GraceFu]

That ending... excellent!

[BronyWriter]

2002641 Hey now, let's not do this. Ever. Please respect people in my comments sections, okay?

[BronyWriter]

2002627 It friggin' hurt. She chopped off my fingers!

[Pickleless]

Ya done good BW.
Ya done good.

[Xzaves]

2002641 Sorry, I love you

[TargaryenTKE]

Your response was brilliant! The meta was off the charts, so I imagined you saying this:

I'm
So

Meta
Even
This
Acronym...

[oo]

2002648 You're seriously not familiar with the "u wot m8" meme? It's not supposed to be taken seriously.

[Trihors]

I'm laughing way too hard now.

[Ponynumber14346]

2002580
My name is BronyWriter, and I am a writer. I came to the little site of fimfiction to get away from it all, to relax.

[DaveTheBrony]

You have goat writers...? Oh, I read it wrong, ghost writers... How do they hold a pen or use a keyboard, and what use is pointing a gun at a ghost.

[Derpamon]

Well that was meta.

[Emo Rainbow]

Everyone here at Emo Rainbow corporationz hopes that everyone hostage at bronywriter inc. Gets the hell out of there at some point. If not well God help you.

[sbloom85]

Rest in peace, BW... now we'll never know what happens between TD and Cheerilee as well as Antares and Celestia...

I hope Kaidan is happy that you're dead.

Now I need start reading PLoSB...

[Gamigm]

2002985 Possession and proton packs, Dave. Possession and proton packs.

[jackinthebox1984]

Rarity goes to Tartarus she broke my Trixie.