Apr
9th
2014
Anything Goes! · 3:10am Apr 9th, 2014
I'm bored. I have, like, four stories I want to write but I'm having trouble getting started.
But I know the best way is to just write... something. Anything at all to just get the fingers moving.
So here is my 48 hour challenge for you all:
Suggest a short story idea for me in the comments.
The more... unique the idea the better. I'll pick one and write it. And as the title says, anything goes.
(If it's too embarrassing, PM me. I won't tell anyone.)
Just a little one-shot, 3,000 to 5,000 words long. (If I really like it, maybe more.)
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Anything involving Appleteeny.
Unique, you say? Anything goes, you say?
Hmm...
Well, I'll just pick the weirdest one off of the top of my head: Through unknown circumstances (I couldn't think of anything off of the top of my head.), Shining Armor is forced to compete against Blueblood in the Mr. Universe Pageant.
You want an idea, do you? I shall shoot you a load.
Saving Equestria, Again (OR The Four Ponies of the Apocalypse)
Four ponies, (I'll leave the gender assortment up to you, considering any good sales pitch comes with free movement.), come to Ponyville in the dead of night. Their names are Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death. They're there to completely wipe out all living ponies in Equestria, but not before Twilight Sparkle stops them. Seeing these newcomers outside her window during an experiment with a new spell, and sensing trouble due to their looks, she confronts them. They explain what their motive is, and that nothing can stop them, but one of them, a stallion, suggests a little trade. [End Chapter 1]
The next chapters are based off of Princess Twilight having almost regrettable sex with each of them, in her own home no less. After all, as a princess, she would do anything to save Equestria, right?
Various sexual puns can be made here and there relating to each of their attributes. The story can be a comedic piece, and you could even throw in a few Fallout references, provided you could relate them to the proper attribute.
Above all, you can make it really nasty. Thick, blue cum/cunt juices for Famine, black cum for Death. All kinds of fetishes relating to each. Make it almost dreadful to read, but extremely messy and erotic, like most of your work.
Ooh! Here's one I had a while ago! Derpy Hooves and Time Turner's sex lives are pretty much in a slump, and, desperate, she turns to Rarity for advice. Rarity suggests role-play, and Derpy goes through a series of increasingly elaborate and ridiculous costumes trying to find just the right one to bring some satisfaction to her poor hubby. Alas, it's all for naught until it turns out her mailmare uniform is just the thing to get his engine revving!
...
Sometimes, being a clop writer is dumb.
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LOL
A LoHAH story
I have plenty of ideas (some might be good) but no actual skill to write them into a story(like a producer).
After much soul searching Cadence leaves the spell alone and lets Twilight and Shining run off to live their lives together in secret. BUT! in the end it all turns out to be a trick. Twilight was never under the spell and arranged the whole thing so she could have Shining to her self and start a family.
How about this:
Cadence accidently uses her love talent on Shining/Twilight and they try to go at "it". Cadence binds them apart while she goes to find a cure. The bindings fail and Cadence walks in just in time to see Twilight and Shining "finish". (Maybe Twilight even binds Cadence and makes her watch?) Twilight gets pregnant as a result.
Not necessarily clop but definitely mature or a heavy teen.
NOT CLOP!!!! the little engine that could in equestria. the ponyville express is actually based off of the animated version of the little engine that could in the first place, it seems appropriate and honestly i haven't see it done before. the train in the opening theme is almost identical (engine is blue and the shape of the last two cars)
this one specifically, not one of the MANY other versions of the same story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ2s7tErUic
A Rainbow Dash/Rarity story where they have no idea that they're stalking each other. Sorta legit creepy stalking.
Think of the lulz man! Think of them!
Also might make a decent challenge?
Shining Armor saves the day. Any day. Maybe it'll involve another nasty invasion! Or he'll be backed up by his trusty but somewhat silly sidekick
Maybe a long and boringly detailed account of all the paperwork a royal guard captain like him has to file. 
Favor of the Sun
Shining Armor/Celestia
Sort-of-Romantic possible Teen or Mature and Sex tag.
Shining Armor is looking to gain favor and blessings from Princess Celestia in courting with Princess Cadence. His rank being lieutenant may not bode well for him but he is determined to gain such favor... Which Celestia will likely ask him and test him out first.
Fleur-De-Lis putting Gilda in her place...
What ever that place may be...
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A cage... and not the innuendo kind... although...
Spike masturbates into a sandwich and accidentally gives it to Twilight, who shares it with Shining Armour. They both like it.
Twilight entices Rainbow Dash into a contractual Friendship with Benefits scenario. With paperwork. "No, Rainbow Dash, that was the foreplay - pounce!"
Twilight Sparkle invents the metric system. Nobody wants to update to it and it drives her mental because it's so much more efficient, you guys!
A story about Big Macintosh and/or Rainbow Dash relating to proper hoof care, cause that's some fru-fru shit right there, but it's sort of necessary - Dash obviously has a hoof fetish anyway. Look at her in that spa... Look!
A ship between Opalescence and Winona, maybe?
Hrrm...
What sort of story are you looking for? I've got a ton of these - some of them don't suck, even!
Just to let everyone I'm quoting know: I may also be stealing your ideas as we speak.
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Shining Armour: Master Bureaucrat!
What? He's Twilight Sparkle's brother.
Or it turns out the day he saved was a game of Ogres and Oubliettes he was trying to get some unamused other guards to play.
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No, Blueblood would be the Simon Cowellesque judge... Shining Armour Vs Fancy Pants however... with Big Mac as a late entry?
Now, that would be great.
Especially the bit where they all have to wear tiaras.
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Unfortunately this has been done before. Quite well, even.
1993941
Tastes like hot sauce, which would be a nice call-back to episode one...
I have another, and probably less cloppy, idea;
CoCo Pomelle get dumbed with her niece, Silver Spoon, for a few weeks, and over that time she tries to figure out what makes Silver tick...
... But what kind of ticking is open to interpretation, ho ho hon...
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Just a reply.
You talking about Cadence Rising? Yea, that's a good one. Shame it was canceled.
I got the idea for mine when I read Rising and thought. What if the spell didn't wear off? And Twi was manipulating everything? Course in hind sight, its not entirely unique and would be more than a short one-shot. 
I HAVE CHOSEN.
Fic coming soon.
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That was a quick "48 hours"
1994804 24 to pick, 24 to write.
Here it is! MMMisery of the Friendship Express
1993818 This idea may garner some more serious attention later... (checks calender) this fall?
1995215
If it does, I can wait. Still a very fun read on what you came up.
1994039
I...I would be fine with this.
I didn't see mine in there. I'm actually grateful for that
since it was a somewhat more serious toned idea.
Plus now that you're done with Liquid Pride, I'm guessing you're done with Twining for now.
Or you just hated my idea which I'm also ok with.
Still a pretty good random comedy, especially considering this whole thing happen in less than 24 hours start to finish.
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You obviously do not know me. There can never be too much Twining.
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Actually, since Cadance Rising got cancelled, I may have to hijack that story and forcibly finish it for the ravenous fans of it (read; myself). So, yeah. That's mostly the reason. Plus Twining is eluded to in MMMisery.
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You imply someone's on break and make a suggestion. Then suddenly you get burned.
A possibility of more Rising and Twining? Yes, please! (I feel so dirty). Something to work on when your schedule frees up in 2016?
I know one story I have been waiting for...the sequel to Against the Wind.
: I think we have been waiting long enough.
2065602 I agree. Look for the first chapter shortly after Mother's Day. (Shhh. It's a secret!)
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