50 Questions · 12:35am Apr 9th, 2014
Hey guys, good news! I'm not dead!
Here goes.
1. What is your first name:[CENSORED]
2. How old are you: 17
3. What country are you from: MURICA
4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable: 
5. What do you wish you looked like: Less pimples, smaller nose.
6. How did you come across My Little Pony: My sisters watched "Boast Busters", and discarded the show. I didn't.
7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why: Fluttershy/Big Mac. They go so well together.
8. What is your least favorite ship and why: Vinyl/Octavia. I love these characters so much, but it is impossible to find a story about them without it shipping them.
9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP: A lot of people, actually. I even have a shirt that says "Brony" with a pic of Rainbow Dash.
10. Were they a family member: ^^
11. Favorite MLP Episode: Return of Harmony, both parts. Jon de Lancie killed that role!
12. Who is your favorite superhero: Hmm... Batman. Gonna go with Batman
13. Who is your favorite anti-hero: Shadow the Hedgehog. No question.
14. Favorite supervillain: Hmm.. Joker. Gonna say Joker (I love DC)
15. Favorite anti-villain: Anti-villains are in short supply, but Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean takes the cake.
16. What was the last book you read: Relentless Persuit by... someone. I'll find out later.
17. Last movie you watched: Turbo
18. What is your favorite song at the moment: "Dance with me" by Paul Wilbur
19. What song do you always come back to: ^^
20. What is your current job: Professional moocher
21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future: Federal Prosecutor (AUSA)
22. What is your dream job: You guys are gonna laugh so hard. Professional Wrestler.
23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement: 99th percentile in the nation
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure: A few bad grades from a few years ago.
25. Do you have any pets: 1 dog, 2 cats, and a brother.
26. What is your dream pet: I always wanted a snake.
27. Do you own any weapons: Well, not officially. I am set to inherit a few rifles when I am old enough.
28. Is there a gun you really want: Hmm... a .308 Bolt Action w/Optic scope.
29. What Religion are you: Evangelical Christian (Assemblies of God)
30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be: Jesus. No question.
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be: G.K. Chesterton. I want to hear him talk in person.
32. Are you political: Getting more so.
33. Are you married: Ladies!
34. Do you have a special someone: Currently accepting applications.
35. Have a crush on anyone: ^^
36. Care to explain: ^^
37. Do you consider yourself attractive: I'm not a model, but I'm not butt ugly either.
38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be: Hmm... Ravi Zacharias.
39. Who is your favorite pony: Pinkie Pie. Pinkie pie FTW.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share: I used to pick my nose.
41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s): Me no do art. Me write-ee write-ee. Go check out "The Terror's Dream", it's not done but I consider it my best work.
42. Are you a virgin: Abstinence before marriage.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about: Hmm... Either I do something sane or I have regrets. No middle ground for me.
44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about: Took a specific young lady on a date (she is cyber-stalking me as we speak.)
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind: Not one I'll share.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish: ^^
47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories: Hmm... The one by Donald Trump Card. I can't remember it's name. Oh, and Cheer on. I can't remember the author's name.
48. Favorite Quote: "Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult, and left untried." -G.K. Chesterton.
49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them: Nope.avi.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly: To the best of my knowledge. *poker face*
Professional Wrestler is a legitimate career.
I'm not laughing.